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Plasma
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I wish I knew how to play piano.

But everyone knows how to play the piano, Scebbo! Just hit the keys with your fingers!
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I wish I was UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA!!




(not a girl)
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SlackerJ
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Granted, you end up drowning and getting eaten by fish...

I wish I knew how to draw comics...

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Superior Bacon
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Granted, but nobody likes them.

I wish people knew when the appropriate time to use an ellipsis was.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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SlackerJ
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Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.

I wish I wasn't single...

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Superior Bacon
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SlackerJ wrote:
Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.


That doesn't make sense :psyduck: Do you know what an ellipsis is?

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Fooflyer
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SlackerJ wrote:
Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.

I wish I wasn't single...


Congratulations, you now have two heads.

You're officially a double!

I wish I looked better with a pony tail.
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SlackerJ
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Unfortunately it also comes with a Pony Head which makes you look 1,000 times worse...

I wish I knew what I was doing here.

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Fooflyer
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You're here because you want to rape some young boys.

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Plasma
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Granted. But it also cleans your clock!



I wish for 10 fish.
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Granted, but Ringo Starr and The Octopus eat them all in their garden.

I wish I could make better cartoon easier.

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Granted, but first you need to do bad animation lesser


I wish I didn't make that thread...
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Maximilian
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Granted, but you make another thread you regret even more

I wish I was better at Mario Kart

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Location: In your face. Period.
Granted, but Burnout is still way cooler.

I wish for verbs.

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Granted, but now you don't have subjects. Your sentences end up looking like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

I wish... hmm. I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

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Superior Bacon
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Granted.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

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