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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Saint,i call your bluff on the itchies.
Its been two days and I am not itchy.

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Dang. You must be some kinda hair-down-there wizard.

I can't go a day after shaving without it getting all irritated and scratchy.

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Dang. You must be some kinda hair-down-there wizard.

I can't go a day after shaving without it getting all irritated and scratchy.


Its stubbily, but theres no itch.

I moisturize though.

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Wow, TMI thread was almost at the bottom of the page.

Anyway my feet smell. It's really weird, my feet almost never smell bad. Maybe these socks trap moisture or something.

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You don't wear sandals on a regular basis, do you?

It gets real bad after a day of sandals......

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THIS Is A PRIVATE THREAD! GET OUT OF 'ERE!

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Poor reyo, talking to his invisible friends again.
Anyway, shouldn't sandals (without socks) help against smelly feet? Cause they don't sweat as much that way? If I walk barefoot my feet sweat almost not at all.

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they're not invisible.

the spambots are tulpas.

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I can't get my new jeans on because they won't fit over my butt

I haven't even gained weight there!

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Reyo wrote:
You don't wear sandals on a regular basis, do you?

It gets real bad after a day of sandals......


I never get smelly after a day of sandals, I think because my feet are in the ~open air~ all day or something.

Though flats, flats are the worst. It is some sort of universal truth that flats make smelly feet and I don't know what's up with that.

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