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Granted, but he gets stepped on.
I wish I had a cow.

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Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had delicious food.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Granted, but it's better than a fish, so Chuck Norris kills you.

I wish you wouldn't do that.

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Granted, but he finds another way to annoy you, with Chuck Norris...

I wish I ruled hell...

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Granted, but then God sends you to your room for corrupting the innocent.

I wish I had more french fries.

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Granted, but I eat them all.

I wish for an alarm clock that, instead of the annoying ringing, I wake up to Bon Jovi songs.

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Granted. But its Mountain Dew.


I wish Lyrasen would REDUCE THE SIZE OF HER daisies SIG!


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Granted, but everyone makes theirs bigger in return.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

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Granted, you make a fake forum account (AliceII) and troll like there was no tomorrow. However, you are permanently IP banned, so your other acc is banned too. Proxies are too slow to be enjoyable, so you quit the forum.

I wish spore didn't suck so very much or at least that someone made a good game based on the same concept.


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Granted, but it ends up sucking hardcore.

I wish I was better at videogames.

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Granted, but your new found abilities are limited to all games made prior to 1970...

I wish I had free unlimited internet access...

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Granted, but there's still nothing good on the internet.

I wish I was interesting.

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Granted, you're interesting now that you have an attention grabbing disfigured face.
I wish I knew how to play piano.


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Sounnikoura wrote:
I wish spore didn't suck

Bacon wrote:
Granted, but it ends up sucking

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Sounnikoura wrote:
Sounnikoura wrote:
I wish spore didn't suck

Bacon wrote:
Granted, but it ends up sucking

:colbert:


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aka i messed that one up

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