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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Funniest post I have read in a good long while


and it's a bloody poop joke.

Wait, no, then it would be disgusting.


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bloody poop


Only after the character reboot.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I hate random boners in church.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh man that was horrible I am so sorry forgive meeeeeeeee

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[8:18:42 AM] Joh Terraem: Cori, I've always found your encyclopedic knowledge of dicks to be quite charming and repulsive at the same time


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It's not an erection. Since it doesn't have any hands your penis raises itself in praise to the Lord.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You guys are terrible.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You guys are terrible.


I'm a little lady with a dirty little mind!
...That is not something to be proud of. :c

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Some guys might be into that.

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They might be into that but I'm staying out of it!

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Boners for Jesus or GTFO.

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Marcato wrote:
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I always rise to the occasion.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Pfft. OK, I give you that one.

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I hate random boners in church.

This. This so much.

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