AWKWARD ZOMBIE

if i were chris for a day i'd lock myself in a very tiny room
that's... that's it.

I'd convince everyone that CWC was a master troll all along. The only problem is to stop him from screwing it up again afterwards.

I missed something here.

For some reason I thought this was tha Zap to the Extreme thread.

Gentlemen (I guess ladies too), I require sexual advice.

So lately, whenever I'm having sex, I find I lack the stamina to keep going. Not like ejaculation, but the when I'm in the missionary position my arms get so tired, I also have trouble thrusting at a constant rate. Example, yesterday me and this chick start going at it. Lots of foreplay, thought this would be a breeze. Nope. She just wouldn't cum because I was doing a bad job, and it seriously hurt my pride. Does anyone have any tips/positions/anecdotes that they can share that would help me out a bit, I just want them to be as satisfied as me.

If you get tired, you could try just working on your physique.

Sounds like you need to get more exercise
Or get a girl doesn't mind starting-and-stopping

Get a lazier position?

>runs 30 minutes a day, five days a week
>lost 70 lbs. this way
>it's my arms that are getting tired, not me, and I have trouble thrusting consitently

Considering it was only my third time, I just think I'm not used to the motions yet (it's not as natural as you think). Or maybe it is just a position thing. :\

Maybe talk to the girl beforehand and find out what excites her?
If you don't want to go about that then During foreplay see if she responded to more clitoral stimulation or vaginal. If clitoral then get look up positions that help keep her clit pop flyin'. If vaginal, then deep penetration may be your best bet, thrust deep, keep a slow but forceful pace.
Start doing some push ups if your arms are getting tired.

you'll get better at it though, you're still getting used to it.

Practice on a pillow

Try doggy style.
If she's still not satisfyed at least you can distract her with X-Files.

>Go to the swimming pool with Sailor Moon
>Dat swimsuit looked fucking glorious
>Go down slide
>Stop for a second
>Some kid comes down the slide and starts flailing or some shit I don't know how he does it
>grabs my shorts
>he goes underwater
>GUESS WHAT WENT UNDER
>Sailor Moon was a couple of feet away

;A; why

Things are getting a little too detailed guys. For something like this, please use the PM function.

Why would you not want your girlfriend to see your dick