Captain Forté sat in the darkening alleyway, his partially fire-resistant uniform slightly charred. "I warped? But that's not possible," he wondered, "The time device is unable to function without fuses... unless..." He looked up to see a figure standing above him and asked, "Who are you?"
"Who am I? I'm
CAPTAIN FORTÉ!" responded the man.
"So you must be me from the future!" Past Forté exclaimed, shaking his own hand, "What a wonderful, and possibly universe-ending, encounter!"
"Indeed the pleasure is mine, and by 'mine' I mean 'ours'! Now for business!" Future Forté began, "I, and by 'I' I mean 'you', came back from the future to make sure certain events in the past happen."
"We, and by 'we' I mean 'I', have already done that," Past Forté explained, "We've already gone back to shoot Eloh Mrow in the ancient city and to write the note instructing Jade to meet us at the cave."
"But Jade and Galiena have already been to the hospital. It is now close to 6:00. They have missed the deadline as they have better things to do than to follow a mysterious note." explained Future Forté.
"But they did meet me, and by 'me' I mean 'you', and by 'you' I mean 'us'! You remember it! Surely I must remember it too!"
"Of course you do, and by 'you' I also mean 'you'. The pair
did miss the deadline, but they still showed up! Every event I experienced
has happened and will
still happen!"
"Explain ourselves!"
"I will, because I know that we already did! We remember interacting with Jade and Galiena in the past, correct?"
"Aye, and by 'aye' I mean 'oui'. Jade showed me the note and gave me his address so we could go back and write it."
"But that was not Jade from the past, but rather Jade from the future
in the past!
"So I'm saying that I take Jade and Galiena back in time to cement a moment in time that didn't even need to happen in the first place, yet happened anyways because that is the way you remember it?"
"Correct. You help them finish their business and in return they help me fix time!"
"So what do you need to do?"
"You have just taken care of it! Right now we are about to appear in front of them and offer your assistance! All we have to do now is go to the hospital and visit Simmons."
"Right. Thanks!"
"Oh! And before you forget!" Future Forté handed over a large fish to his past self, "Simmons has lost her memorty, so she needs to be slapped with a herring."
"... But how does that-"
"Don't question time travel! Just do it!"
"How do I know all these things?"
"Isn't it obvious? You've just told me! Now if you'll excuse yourself, the time-travelling shenanigans are over and I need to go back."
"Back where?"
"Back...
TO THE FUTURE!"