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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:30 pm 
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Just like every other one you've seen.

I like my women the way I like my Disney movies.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:32 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my phones

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:33 pm 
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they'll let me push their buttons.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

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You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:37 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:49 pm 
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i like my women like i like my video games

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:17 am 
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I like my women how I like my cake.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:27 am 
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