AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm a veteran troll, and can manipulate people horribly if I choose to.

Me and my brothers 'trolled' one another terribly all the time irl; Nothing I've ever come across on the internet compares to what I had to put up with from my older brother while growing up (he is the grand master troll).

I occasionally let people think they're trolling me, but I usually only do that as part of an ulterior motive/experiment.


I mostly prefer to wear my genuine personality these days; I only let the troll out when I'm dealing with a$$clowns.

It is indeed, Trygve, my brother.

Well, you and me as brothers is a sure case.

But being married to my niece? This isn't the south.

WE AREN'T MARRIED ANYMORE

And I said uncle jokingly but lolnevermind

You got issues, girl.

Big ones.

:C

Trygve, stop molesting the neighbors. Harassment. They can get you on harassment.

I am just bitter because of the whole Bunyip-drugs-me-into-a-wedding-thing I went through some time ago.

I actually want Dark Magician Girl to be a real person, not a card

I once cybered with a guy when I was 8. Granted I had no idea what was going on. Furcadia, chatrooms, etc etc.

Back and forth.

Haha, whoops. Realized the thread is supposed to be things you're ashamed of.
Ignore this post.

I often have rather violent thoughts, usually directed towards my brother.

I also think about genocide sometimes. And not like "Oh, how awful", either.
More like "That could solve a myriad of problems if handled correctly".

And I'm the type of person where sharing those thoughts with friends genuinely worried them.

I loved the bread thread.

I get paranoid too easily and sometimes it's so overpowering I don't leave my dorm room even if there's something to do somewhere else. This has really only started since I began living in a single room.

On a similar note I will never ever watch a horror movie deliberately even if it is schlocky or "not actually scary". Because while everyone is laughing at how fake that mangled corpse looks, I am quietly crying, going "Oh God oh God there's so much blood SO MUCH BLOOD OH GOD OH GOD"