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Superior Bacon
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spoilers for sort of gross

[spoiler]one time i spent so much time masturbing (2 hours, i think) i bled a little. freaked me the fuck out.[/spoiler]

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Bacon wrote:
spoilers for sort of gross

[spoiler]one time i spent so much time masturbing (2 hours, i think) i bled a little. freaked me the fuck out.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]where from?[/spoiler]

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Unbalanced wrote:
Bacon wrote:
spoilers for sort of gross

[spoiler]one time i spent so much time masturbing (2 hours, i think) i bled a little. freaked me the fuck out.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]where from?[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Where do you think?[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]clit[/spoiler]

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Woo, this things back! Yay!

Not all that tmi but I sometimes drool on myself when I sleep.

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Okay yeah that does sound scary Bacon :psyduck:

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it didn't even hurt really, but i was uh, cleaning up and there were a few drops of blood and then i did not masturbate for a long time

scary as hell

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
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But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


oh dude he's totally gay for you


I keep thinking that too, but what if I'm wrong. I mean he is very protective of me and wants the best for me, but what if that's just him acting like a good friend? Ahhhhhhhhhh -insert Gallodds freaking out here-


Hey, if he's a real friend, even if he's not gay, it shouldnt matter to him.

Ask him nonchalantly during a conversation on his opinion of homosexuals. Just dont bring it up randomly, make sure that there is something related that you can use to transition to it.

But like I said, if he's a real friend, your sexuality shouldnt matter.

But of course if this plan backfires, Im gonna feel really guilty.

I can pretty much bring anything up that's completely random and get a straight answer without any worries. So eh, I'll probably do it.

And yes, Froslass, she is.


If this works and you make gay love or whatever I expect payment in the form of you setting me up with a cute girl around the age of 17. :colbert:

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Okay yeah that does sound scary Bacon :psyduck:

Oh god my first few seconds here and I'm already pretty freaked out

why must I find spoiler tags so irresistible!

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Snark wrote:
Woo, this things back! Yay!

Not all that tmi but I sometimes drool on myself when I sleep.
I do the same, except always...

Also, I groan in my sleep due to back pains and if I'm semi-asleep/semi-awake, I, for some odd reason, repeat the word "yep" over and over

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That's happened to me too actually :I

Edit: Directed at Bacon

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Kalekemo wrote:
Snark wrote:
Woo, this things back! Yay!

Not all that tmi but I sometimes drool on myself when I sleep.
I do the same, except always...

Also, I groan in my sleep due to back pains and if I'm semi-asleep/semi-awake, I, for some odd reason, repeat the word "disappoint my parents" over and over


How I read it

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Kalekemo wrote:
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Im just saying how I read it

Its not like I inserted an opinion in there or anything

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My Fiance is rather "Large" and sometimes it goes too far and I bleed too. :| Its easier for women to "go" but we a little more sensitive.
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