Sloth wrote:
> Pee on floor
>You feel that your BLADDER is in need of IMMEDIATE RELEASE. You are about to go to your KITCHEN/BATHROOM when you remember that one WEBSITE that did TEXT ADVENTURES. What did they call it again? MSPA or something, you don't really care. You just feel like PLAGIARIZING and NOTHING is going to stop you.
>Your APARTMENT now reeks of URINE.
Shoolis wrote:
>Stop playing childish games and get down to business. To defeat. The Huns.
>Now that your BLADDER is EMPTY, you decide it is time to defeat the real enemies here. THE HUNS. To defeat the HUNS, you must travel to HUN-LAND and find their LEADER, ATTILA THE HUN.
Darkin wrote:
> Set huns on fire
Kierou wrote:
> Contemplate reprecussions of your actions. Try to anhero, and then remember that you're stuck in a story with a hilarious narrator.
Darkin wrote:
> set narator on fire
Squigzog wrote:
>ignore the previous three commands.
>The VOICES in your head appear to be ARGUING amongst themselves. To shut them out, you decide to don your TINFOIL HAT. Let's see the GOV'MENT try and read your mind now!
Darkin wrote:
> set Squiqzog on fire
>You've no idea who this SQUIGZOG is or what relevance he has in your QUEST to DESTROY THE EVIL HUNS.
Falconer Lombard wrote:
>Set fire
>to huns
>wait 5 hours
>eat
>Cooked Huns
>You are feeling rather PECKISH and CANNIBALISTIC, so you retrieve your FLAMETHROWER OF FLAME-THROWING FIERY JUSTICE, your POTS AND PANS, and a ROASTING SPIT. This is all very cumbersome, but you decide that it will be WORTH IT in the end.
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