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You're trapped in a room with no light. You have a match, a gas lamp, and a piece of wood. What do you light first?

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You're trapped in a room with no light. You have a match, a gas lamp, and a piece of wood. What do you light first?

break the wood in half, put the two pieces together to make a whole, put the whole on the wall and climb through it

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Tales wrote:
You're trapped in a room with no light. You have a match, a gas lamp, and a piece of wood. What do you light first?


The match


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Tales wrote:
You're trapped in a room with no light. You have a match, a gas lamp, and a piece of wood. What do you light first?

The room's lightbulb(s).



Well it's not like you'll have any luck lighting any of the other stuff. A match is near-useless without a matchbox to light it with!


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You're trapped in a room with no light. You have a match, a gas lamp, and a piece of wood. What do you light first?

break the wood in half, put the two pieces together to make a whole, put the whole on the wall and climb through it

I came.

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You are supposed to get a saw first by "seeing what you saw" or something like that with the mirror :colbert:


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no ive been told this one before, thats the answer

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So have I.

You need to get a saw from the mirror in order to cut the table in half.

Otherwise the mirror is just pointless.


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It's not a fucking text based RPG


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It's not a fucking text based RPG


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>Retrieve arms

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It's not a fucking text based RPG


<Inventory

Piece of Wood
Gas Lamp
Match


notice no table, so where you got that from ill never know,
THE GAS LAMP/MATCH RUSE WAS A DISTACTION

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Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?

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Alexandy13 wrote:
Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?


I climbed out.

I imagined my thumb was huge.


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