AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Invest wisely in the stock market.

And then blow the cheddar on candy.

Strangle my roommate.

Forget college all together and just draw for the rest of my life.

Bang my head against the wall until it cracks upon and I die.

Slam my face into a moniter so I die from electric shock.

Slit my own throat.

Stab myself through the eye and brain with a pencil.

Break my own fingers.

Strangle myself.

Annnnnnnd the list goes on.

...I think I may have problem.

I am not sure if you are joking or being serious here.

Draw nothing but anthro pr0n the rest of my artistic life.

I am being serious.

Honestly, I thought it was normal until I put it in a list like that and took a good look at it.

It only happens when I feel really stressed out or depressed (which I guess is pretty often) though.

awwwww :[


Ride the icebergs floating in our river.
These things can get huge.

Disappear for several years. Come back with an army of robots and a desire to enslave humanity.

Enslave Shaggy after he enslaves humanity.

Destroy humanity

Make Bunyip a sandwich and clean her house... ;-;

YEA THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE.

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