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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:26 am 
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INVISIBILTY, BITCH

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:10 am 
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the ability to make shields appear anywhere!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:49 pm 
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Xeraphem wrote:
I began talking with my friend about these superpowers, and he said he wished he had the ability to give ANYTHING he touched an orgasm... Yeah. Grab hold of your steering wheel and the horn will go off "for no reason." Try to turn on the radio and get multiple bursts of white noise.

Personally, if it were me, I'd be running down the streets giving people high-fives as fast as possible.

Now why did I feel worse for laughing at this then I did for laughing at a flash animation filled with 9/11 jokes?


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Warped conscience, or the fact that chaotic neutrality is your bit?

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Superpowers? I'd have to go with either India or China.

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AMERICA


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BANANA wrote:
AMERICA

no longer a super power

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
India.


Likes to start a space program without doing anything about all the poverty it's people suffer from


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