Dawn of the First Day

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:17 am

Mete wrote:

We can sacrifice babies and whatever it is that heretics usually do.

Worship ponies?

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:22 am

No! They get their own special City of Dis. Full of sold out pony merchandise stores and TVs playing a horrible distorted opening to the show on an irregular loop. Wallowing in their own man filth and getting "tormented" by various horse like demons.

Little girls are immune however.

LordSeth · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:24 am

At 11:59 some internal part of my computer sped up. The result was a very faint gong sound.
About 20 minutes later my CD drive began making noises. It was a kind of cool jam. Taking the CD out ended it.
around 1 o'clock my speakers start cracking.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:34 am

0053 Hours. ACIII Crashes in the final act of the story.

0130 Hours. I'm hunkered in my room. Any apocalypse that enters tonight will receive a through, aluminum-tasting concussion.

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:37 am

0036 (CST): Throwing newspapers soon. Hopefully I won't be shot in the street.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:41 am

Godspeed, Exeres. I call dibs on your stuff if you don't come back.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:42 am

Why would you deliver newspapers at 12:36 in the god daisies morning?

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:43 am

I'm not doing it for another hour or so, but when else would they get delivered?

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:45 am

I don't know, like 4-6 in the morning. Why in the middle of the night?

I haven't actually gotten a newspaper in like....ever....so hell if I know your crazy newspaper boy ways.

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:46 am

They're supposed to be sitting in people's driveways before they wake up, and the kinds of people who still pay for newspaper delivery tend to get up rather early.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:48 am

I see.

On the bright side, no cars out I would imagine?

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:52 am

Generally, but that means the ones that do randomly appear scare the shit out of me. Not to mention the wildlife that chooses the exact moment that I'm driving by to sprint across the road.

LordSeth · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:54 am

I'm sleeping with my Katana in arms reach tonight. I'm going to try and give death the beating he deserves before I go. I'll proably fail, since I've no training with the thing and an inclosed space is not the place to test out a 5 foot Blade.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Don't worry, you'll be able to cut any inferior western swords Death may be carrying in half.

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:57 am

Cue the nerds rushing in to point out that a five-foot sword would be closer to being considered a nodachi than a katana.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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