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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:09 pm 
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Man, it's fun when you're trying to piss, you slowly slide on the floor away from the toilet.

It's mostly because of my preferred position in doing so though.


Do you piss like a firehose or something?

How do you think we make our boats go forward without wind and everyone's to lazy blowing themselves?
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Captain_Nick
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Valbrandur
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I actually tend to lean a bit over the toilet.

I don't really want all those piss drops on my pants.

And just in case you guys are like my dear old mother, I do hit into the toilet. It's just physics.
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betrippin
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FatOldRobot
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betrippin wrote:
Congratulations penis, after a week, no accidental boners in school


You didn't have to go in front of the class for a week, I presume.
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Gryewolf
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Valbrandur wrote:
I actually tend to lean a bit over the toilet.

I don't really want all those piss drops on my pants.

And just in case you guys are like my dear old mother, I do hit into the toilet. It's just physics.

Bends to the left too much.

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Trygve wrote:
FatOldRobot wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:
Man, it's fun when you're trying to piss, you slowly slide on the floor away from the toilet.

It's mostly because of my preferred position in doing so though.


Do you piss like a firehose or something?

How do you think we make our boats go forward without wind and everyone's to lazy blowing themselves?


wait what?
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lyra/dicks
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guys i have to say something SO tmi

my perfume basically burns any areas i have recently shaved
ANY areas

read that spoiler if you dare

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Shad
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considering this is in the TMI thread
...why would you put perfume there

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
considering this is in the TMI thread
...why would you put perfume there


because armpits smell too

wow what did i just type
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Shad
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so tmi :psyduck:

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Semi-related, I've never understood why girls spray perfume up their skirts

Like really do you either 1. think your vag smells that bad (and if so, you may need to get that looked at,) or 2. think someone's gonna be smelling up there any time soon?

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Apparently beer makes a vagina smell awful. Haven't heard about any test-results though.

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