AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Whataburger is OK

Steak and Shake is OK

Wendy's is OK

All your burger places are OK

If I want a good burger I'll go to a legit BBQ joint

I make my own daisies burger

Mostly because I like em rare and most places default to medium-well

Brock from Cockfighting Society puts cheese in the middle of his burger patties before he grills em, so they get all oozy in the middle

Fuckin delicious let me tell you.

That theres a Juicy Lucy

we are discussing fast food people not actual burger places

unless now we're talking about actual burger places in which as far as chains go, five guys, southwells and smashburger are top tier. tornadoburger is also excellent if you aren't a pussy and like your burgers cooked in jalapeno juice. at the end of the street i live on is a fucking GOD TIER local place called pete's. it's wonderful and i wish i could mail everyone a pete's burger.

kyle makes his burgers tornadoburger style, with jalapeno and onions cooked into the meat.

as far as fast food goes, whataburg is p. good
but a good ol' carl's famous star is best

I wish I went to the movies more often 'cause my fave burg is from the local drafthouse
they grill parmesan cheese on the buns and it's the best

Hey I just want to post a general apology for if I was every a shitty jerk to anybody here. I was 15 when I joined and I'm sure I was an absolutely insufferable asshat for at least 5~ years, ty proletariats for not nuking me.

We'll just remember all those things you did and remind you about them while laughing. That is our payback for anything shitty you've done on here.

Psst, you're fine man. Dunno about everyone else and I'm not going to speak for them, but for me, I'm pretty sure you've got little to worry about regarding pissing off people in the past around here without it like coming out at some point (possibly by mod PM)

Hell I've probably caused more shit than most people on here, BUT PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE IS A BITCH, and we always think we have more impact on other people's lives than we do. Until we upset someone without realizing it.

Also where the fuck was I for the burger discussion? Goddamn.

Whataburger is better than In-n-Out, fight me IRL. Five Guys is really good but the cost is too much to justify. Mighty Fine is probably the best and I don't remember them being too expensive, but they're kind of out of the way and it's been awhile. The rest I generally don't care for and I don't go out too often to get a burger. I prefer making my own and loading them up with spices.

Chicken sandwiches are where it's at.

MY MAN. Imagine a sick high-five right here.

Also re:teenage tomfoolery, as someone who regularly works with 15-year olds, they're nearly all insufferable asshats. We all grow out of it eventually. Well, most of us.

every single one of you is banned

LONG overdue.

everyone is wrong i make the best brger

Make burgers for every AZ member to prove it

dark constantly tells me he's a fantastic cook and i still don't have anything he's ever cooked so i may have to unfriend him

you haven't delved far enough (or at least my area) into the corn dimension that is ohio for me to manage that yet