AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Very often I'll think of something that feels a lot like something one might see as a Tumblr post, but I never actually want to post on Tumblr so I just post some form of it elsewhere, like a Skype chat.
Or the confessions and angry threads on this forum, which is basically all I've used this forum for at all lately.
For example:
"Just look at all the HARASSMENT and HATEMAIL and DEATHTHREATS this INNOCENT PERSON received from SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS" (compilation of person protecting themself from people plainly stating "hey you did that thing that you did". Sometimes an emotion is visible.)

Every time I start to feel depressed or mad or just anything besides pop flyin'/neutral, I just think "well, I'm going to die someday and so will everyone else" and it tends to make me feel better. I can't help but to think that it's a terrible thing to think about to make me feel better though.

A linguistic change I wish we could see is the separation of the meanings of the word "right", and not just the direction. I feel like a lot of people think that logically, factually, or intellectually right is the same thing as morally right, and I feel like that's something that causes a lot of "internet logicians". A child playing doctor is obviously not actually a doctor, but if you tried to "disprove" him on that, you would obviously be an asshole.
"There is only one good, knowledge, and only one evil, ignorance" Shut up Socrates, I bet if you were alive today you'd call yourself a "sapiosexual".

I'm not afraid of not getting a teaching job, I'm afraid of having to settle for a job in a bad school/district.

There's a big job fair I'm going to tomorrow in a district with... a less-than-stellar reputation. I've been told they're practically guaranteed to have openings because teachers simply don't want to stay there (and also because they're huge and have a zillion schools). But I'm also worried that I'll get interviews or even job offers from schools there, end up waiting a month to hear back from other districts, and then potentially lose out on the first offer because I waited too long.

I sometimes wonder if there is something about the AZ forum that is incompatible with my thought processes. Nowhere else, and I mean NOWHERE ELSE do I fumble the meaning and intentions behind my posts so often, so consistently, and so spectacularly as I do here.

Something something layout, energy flow, spirit blather, something planetary alignment...

I ship my two RuneScape characters so hard.

Finally a REAL confession in this thread

I thought everyone did that, though...

I only had the one Runescape character.
I shipped them with ice barrage


it was a match made in heaven

These are the two who are being shipped.
Y'know, in case any of you were wondering.

Bapt on the left, Ferna on the right.

I need more outfit pieces for Ferna...
And it's so hard to find good looking boots to go with Bapts leg armour.
Fashion problems.

I don't know why, but I keep thinking the northern coastline of South America is a series of high cliffs, yet I honestly can't recall ever seeing anything that actually suggests such a thing. Like, not once. I don't think I've even seen any pictures of any South American coasts, aside from Brazilian beaches. Not to be confused with Brazilian bitches.

Oh, and I really hate referring to females in general as bitches. And now that I think of it, that word just sounds weird. Like it's just a sound, not really a word.

EDIT: I've been putting this in the back of my mind lately, and if the TMI thread wasn't locked, it would go there, but I'd have to settle for that whatever you call it when you hide words behind the black bars. I'm gonna warn you, it's not pleasant. Oh, and, don't worry, nothing illegal.

Okay, so... Lately, I've been afraid to masturbate, because the last four times I'd done it, there was varying amounts of blood in it. I haven't felt any pain, aside from any one would expect from shifting his weight wrong or getting hit. I haven't been hit all that much or all that hard, either. I'd looked it up online, and Wikipedia says no specific cause is found in around 70% of cases, while WebMD, which didn't load, and I only got a snippet on the search results page, said something about infection or inflammation. But with either one, wouldn't I have felt some discomfort? I don't have insurance from the company just yet, but hopefully I can find out whether or not this could clear up before a doctor visit becomes necessary. Although, when I found a lump on one of my testicles a few years ago, that turned out to be nothing to actually worry about.

so when did runescape stop looking like runescape

So many graphical updates over the years, depends at what point you count as the RuneScape you're familiar with. :p

Should see my view over Al Kharid/Dual Arena.
http://i.imgur.com/8PtOBbs.png

Or me in the Fight Kiln. (Tougher Fight Caves.)
http://i.imgur.com/vMHB1Nj.png

Linked because large.

Eventually Jagex are gonna phase out the Java client in favor of the new NXT client.
Meaning even more graphical upgrades with Jagex no longer being limited by the Java engine.


Also here's an extra confession.
Those 2 I ship, I imagine them just spending time together, one of my favourite thoughts involves this bench in Miscellania.
http://i.imgur.com/zroS5n0.png
Those two just sitting next to each other, Bapt with his arm around behind Ferna, just relaxing together looking out at the ocean.

If this starts getting too weird just let me know. Haha.

When I played Runescape, my character was a collection of cubes a la FFVII.

Yeah, a collection of very bland polygons roughly in the shape of a person with no discernible features.