AWKWARD ZOMBIE

To clarify, this thread is for talking about stuff like pooping and nasty illnesses and sexual stuff without fear of people saying "Ew don't talk about that shit at my face you weirdo"

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You can talk about what kind of porn you like and how you get off and whatever unless you get too detailed or obscene, but you will not specifically make inappropriate comments to or about other forum members in a sexual or degrading way.

That goes for everyone, and this conversation is over. Let's get some regular posts up in here.

I farted at my new work for the first time today.

I fart at work a lot, good thing there's usually nobody here.

Oh god. Have you ever had that one poop that's like: "I'm going to die from this."? I love those.

You really feel like you've lost a lot of weight.

i know i've said this before but i never really feel the urge to burp or fart, i go for weeks at a time without drinking fizzy drinks so maybe that's partly to do with it

I actually havnt had a poo like that in AGES.

theyre mostly little rabbit pelles again.

O GREAT ORACLE.
MASTER OF THE POOPS
WHATS MY POO MEAN

The last poo I took felt like an average poo (above average even), but then my roommate went in the bathroom and started choking.

Honestly I don't see it...

I actually need to poop, ut I cant poo in public.
oops.

I have the runniest nose today

Im scared of grossing people out but its bodaciously dripping everywhere and its gross.

Ugh to go hide in the bathroom and sniffle for the rest of the day.

Stuff your nose with tissues.

It means your body is not getting enough fiber, causing the fecal matter to break apart. Long, solid excretions are a sign of a good fiber diet.

.....
Sheila.
New respect.

I don't really have a lot of cereal though. and I usually dont eat much bread.
is that bad? that i dont eat many Carbs?

If you want to improve your fiber intake, you're going to want to ingest more insoluble fibers. I tend to eat a ton of celery, but it's aided by high fiber Kashi cereal, peas (I love peas), and sometimes an avocado (they're nice on sandwiches). You could also look into taking fiber supplements.

I eat a granola bar every morning and I try to pick wheat bread whenever I get a sandwich.

Plus I eat the skin on apples and stuff, that's where all the good nutrients are.