AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but everyone's electricity is cut off. Forever.

I wish I didn't get so hot so easily.

Granted. Now you just freeze to death.


I wish Sailor Moon wasn't so shy.

Granted, now she "flirts" with every guy she sees

I wish for Monday to be good.

Granted, but you die on Tuesday.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted. Now you can never sleep.


I wish my Internet connection was better.

granted, now viruses can infect your computer 300% faster!

i wish I DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP HURRRRRRRR

Granted, but you get eaten by wolverines so you sleep forever now.

I wish I wasn't so tired. Must stay uuuup...

Granted, you sleep to alleviate your tiredness

I wish Biscuit the Penguin wouldn't disappear so much >:C

Granted, he now follows you everywhere. Everywhere.

I wish I wouldn't stay up so late aaah @_@

Granted. You never wake up in the first place now.


I wish I had 17 different types of hand grenades.

Granted. Every single one of them explodes on touch.


I wish that tigers wasn't an endangered species.

Granted. They're now as common as pidgeons. And that means there's a shortage of regular prey for them...



I wish Bacon also had 17 different types of hand grenades.

Granted, but I use them to kill everyone in the forum.

I wish people would eat my cupcakes :(

Granted, but they use them to kill you.

Seriously lady, your cupcakes are like rocks!



I wish I had an emoticon to express the rage I'm feeling right now!
...which isn't much, I haven't anything to be angry about.
IT SHOULD BE A RATHER TINY SMILEY!

;;



Granted, but your emoticon is so tiny that no one can see it.

I wish I had something interesting to do.