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[14/08/2009 4:51:03 PM] amenoakai: I keep getting messages from people I don't know with cam requests. What is this faggotry.
[14/08/2009 4:51:13 PM] Lyrasen: Uh
[14/08/2009 4:51:15 PM] Lyrasen: Camwhores
[14/08/2009 4:51:19 PM] Unbalanced: spambots
[14/08/2009 4:51:24 PM] Unbalanced: camwhore spambots
[14/08/2009 4:51:25 PM] Lyrasen: Camwhore spambots
[14/08/2009 4:51:27 PM] Lyrasen: ...
[14/08/2009 4:51:28 PM] Lyrasen: Fuck you

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Knife Firing Fun (5:40:45 PM): ....assnuggets?
Odyssey1319 (5:40:46 PM): AND THEN ALL WAS WELL.
Odyssey1319 (5:40:47 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (5:40:47 PM): and theeeeere he is
Knife Firing Fun (5:40:51 PM): TIMING


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Odyssey1319 (5:42:00 PM): Where is my Auntie BoNnie?
BeamSwordJuggle (5:42:00 PM) has entered the room.
BeamSwordJuggle (5:42:03 PM): tweed suits
Knife Firing Fun (5:42:03 PM): oh shit

BeamSwordJuggle = BoN

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BeamSwordJuggle (5:50:01 PM): *falls down the stairs*
Ferret Buccaneer (5:50:08 PM): *pelvic thrust*

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Ferret Buccaneer (5:51:19 PM): FALCON....
Ferret Buccaneer (5:51:20 PM): THRUST!
Odyssey1319 (5:51:23 PM): ...
Odyssey1319 (5:51:25 PM): OH, YES~
Odyssey1319 (5:51:26 PM): ...
Odyssey1319 (5:51:27 PM): Wait.
Odyssey1319 (5:51:28 PM): Thrusted what?
BeamSwordJuggle (5:51:29 PM): What?
Ferret Buccaneer (5:51:35 PM): OH YEAH
Ferret Buccaneer (5:51:39 PM): SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
BeamSwordJuggle (5:51:39 PM): Bananas.
Odyssey1319 (5:51:42 PM): KOOL-AID MAN'S IN ON IT, TOO?
Knife Firing Fun (5:51:45 PM): OH MY GOD
Odyssey1319 (5:51:46 PM): Fuck, this is one wild threesome.

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Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:03 PM): ...loil.
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:05 PM): LOL
BeamSwordJuggle (7:11:21 PM): Loil?
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:24 PM): Loil.
BeamSwordJuggle (7:11:33 PM): Loil!
Odyssey1319 (7:11:46 PM): LOIN!
Odyssey1319 (7:11:47 PM): Waitwhut.
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:51 PM): Ody likes lions.
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:53 PM): ..;.
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:55 PM): LOL
Ferret Buccaneer (7:11:58 PM): Shit.

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[9:40:18 PM] Airigh Ilmari: back
[9:41:12 PM] Gangster Haunter: ohi
[9:41:19 PM] Airigh Ilmari: hello
[9:42:07 PM] Airigh Ilmari: my dad is fighting the final boss of god of war on very hard right now
[9:42:34 PM] Gangster Haunter: O:
[9:42:40 PM] Airigh Ilmari: yep
[9:42:47 PM] Gangster Haunter: >Very Hard
[9:42:50 PM] Gangster Haunter: I WANT YOUR DAD
[9:43:56 PM] Airigh Ilmari: would you like fries with that
[9:44:22 PM] Gangster Haunter: Yes, and a side serving of slaughtered minotaur


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[9:28:02 PM] Nibbles the Big Green Ice Cream Truck: This is me typing without bathspace
[9:28:05 PM] Nibbles the Big Green Ice Cream Truck: backspace
[9:28:05 PM] Nibbles the Big Green Ice Cream Truck: sorry

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Underneath his display pic, it says "WOOHOO ,got into stow guys! "Stow is a college.

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Dark Angel says:
Hey
Your imanginary Friend says:
Woohoo!
Stow guys!
You're into them!
Dark Angel says:
its sean here
steven is indisposed
Your imanginary Friend says:
Stow guys, eh?
Wear you down.
Dark Angel says:
:lol:

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[5:06:39 PM] Lolita: let's
[5:06:40 PM] Lolita: all
[5:06:43 PM] Lolita: settle down and
[5:06:44 PM] Space Lyra: lick it like a loli-pop

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[2:44:48 PM] The Big Cheese: I used to get watermelon muffins
[2:44:53 PM] Trenny: How the FUCK
[2:44:54 PM] The Big Cheese: They were suprisingly good
[2:44:57 PM] Trenny: HOW!?
[2:45:30 PM] Trenny: How the HELL do you make watermelon muffins!?
[2:45:40 PM] Riodsey: You take a watermelon
[2:45:43 PM] Riodsey: Take a muffin
[2:45:47 PM] Riodsey: Mix THE FUCK out of them
[2:45:53 PM] Riodsey: And there you go
[2:45:53 PM] Trenny: Rio
[2:45:55 PM] Trenny: Omg
[2:46:05 PM] Trenny: <33333 I completely forgot about that!
[2:46:08 PM] Julian: Tren go make watermelon muffins.
[2:46:08 PM] Unbalanced: Best recipe ever
[2:46:14 PM] Unbalanced: I want to see that in a cookbook
[2:46:20 PM] Unbalanced: EXTREME COOKING
[2:46:58 PM] The Big Cheese: kay so
[2:47:06 PM] The Big Cheese: Its like, pices of cooked watermelon
[2:47:07 PM] The Big Cheese: I guess
[2:47:12 PM] The Big Cheese: I never knew how they did it
[2:47:16 PM] The Big Cheese: But it tasted like watermelon
[2:47:15 PM] Trenny: That sounds...
[2:47:19 PM] Trenny: disgusting
[2:47:37 PM] Trenny: Why
[2:47:38 PM] Trenny: on EARTH
[2:47:43 PM] Trenny: Would you cook a watermelon
[2:47:50 PM] Riodsey: For muffins

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:35 pm 
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I mean, its science.

Also, YEILI IS SO ABUSIVE (MirMir is Miranda)
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[10:51:58 AM] Yeili: http://img.dannychoo.com/fauna/userimg/ ... 3_1804.jpg You see that picture
[10:52:00 AM] Yeili: That food
[10:52:05 AM] Yeili: Does it look good to you
[10:52:35 AM] The Big Cheese: I've been in this trap before
[10:52:35 AM] MirMir: uh
[10:52:36 AM] The Big Cheese: WHAT IS IT
[10:53:06 AM] MirMir: i dont want to say yes and then find its some kind of penis
[10:53:07 AM] Yeili: It's chicken. Does it look good?
[10:53:10 AM] MirMir: oh ok
[10:53:20 AM] Yeili: Does it look good? >V
[10:53:29 AM] MirMir: Yeah, actually
[10:53:35 AM] Yeili: DARK
[10:53:39 AM] Yeili: WHAT DO YOU THINK
[10:54:22 AM] Yeili: DARK
[10:54:24 AM] Yeili: DARK
[10:54:24 AM] Yeili: DARK
[10:54:24 AM] Yeili: DARK
[10:54:26 AM] The Big Cheese: YES
[10:54:28 AM] The Big Cheese: OKAY
[10:54:32 AM] Yeili: WHAT DO YOU THINK
[10:54:34 AM] The Big Cheese: I GUESS
[10:54:36 AM] Yeili: WOULD YOU EAT IT
[10:54:40 AM] The Big Cheese: I
[10:54:43 AM] The Big Cheese: DON'T KNOW ;-;
[10:54:48 AM] Yeili: YES OR NO
[10:54:52 AM] The Big Cheese: FINE YES
[10:55:12 AM] Yeili: IT'S CHICKEN booty
[10:55:14 AM] Yeili: HAW
[10:55:16 AM] Yeili: HAW
[10:55:17 AM] Yeili: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
[10:55:43 AM] Yeili: See the text on the picture
[10:55:49 AM] Yeili: It says "bonjiri"
[10:55:53 AM] Yeili: LOOK IT UP IT'S CHICKEN BUTT
[10:56:13 AM] MirMir: ...daisies it
[10:56:38 AM] The Big Cheese: WELL
[10:56:42 AM] The Big Cheese: IF IT WASN'T EDIBLE
[10:56:47 AM] The Big Cheese: THEY WOULDN'T PUT IT IN A BAG AND SELL IT
[10:57:06 AM] MirMir: You'd be surprised
[10:57:09 AM] Yeili: YOU SAID YOU'D EAT CHICKEN BUTT
[10:57:17 AM] Yeili: YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK
[10:57:21 AM] Yeili: YOU /CAN'T/ TAKE IT BACK
[10:57:22 AM] Yeili: HOW
[10:57:24 AM] Yeili: DOES
[10:57:25 AM] Yeili: THAT
[10:57:26 AM] Yeili: MAKE
[10:57:26 AM] MirMir: I-
[10:57:27 AM] Yeili: YOU
[10:57:30 AM] Yeili: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL?!
[10:57:33 AM] The Big Cheese: WHY DO YOU DRINK SO MUCH MOM
[10:57:39 AM] MirMir: FEELS BAD MAN


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[1:45:39 PM] Lolita: I HAVE A VAGINA
[1:45:42 PM] Yeili: FILLED WITH CLAMP
[1:45:50 PM] Lolita: wat
[1:45:52 PM] The Big Cheese: this
[1:45:53 PM] Yeili: SO DO THE REST OF US

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[11:55:15 PM] Scabby: Why the HELL can't I download Unthinkable Natural Law?
[11:55:16 PM] Zero: Because your parents like unprotected sexual intercourse.
[11:55:33 PM] Scabby: Why, why, whyyyyyyyyy

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The Big Cheese wrote:
Also, Creeper IS SO ABUSIVE


And whenever I say I'm mean, you always go "NO YOU'RE NOT MEAN YEILI WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT."
D<

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I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY

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[3:13:01 AM] Scabby: So MirMir, if you don't want to wake your parents by talking, then why don't you just speak as quietly as a...
[3:13:07 AM] Scabby: Scabby sunglasses
[3:13:10 AM] Scabby: Murmur?
[3:13:20 AM] Unbalanced: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[1:46:24 PM] Shagtastic: Surprise buttseckks.
[1:46:30 PM] Unbalanced: Wait what
[1:46:31 PM] Unbalanced: You did what to me

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