Crazy Redd's Bedtime Story
"You know cousin, life is a lot of work, ya dig?"

"To get where I am today, I had to scrimp and save and cut many corners."

"And even now, I'm not in a very financially stable spot."

"In some ways, more than anything, you need a bit of Luck on your side."

"That's how people that are rich stay rich, while hard working folks like me are stuck in the turmoil."

"But it's not all bad, being financially unstable, I mean."

"I've gotten to visit many places that I'd otherwise wouldn't if my roots were allowed to set in."

"And I can appreciate what I have better, knowing I haven't just lucked into it."

"So in that sense, I think I truly am lucky, just not in the ways most people hope for luck."

"And I hope ya don't end up with more luck than me, cuz!"
Dr. Shrunk's "I Can't Believe it's Not Comedy" Bonanza!
"Oh uh, I didn't really get much of a spotlight today... darn Redd stole the show."

"But I'm sure I'll grow on ya after this next joke..."

"
Let's see... we're talking about luck?"

"Alright, perfect! Here's my joke for ya!"

"You know, I often say I'm the luckiest... whatever I am... in the world."

"I may not have good looks, promising career prospects, any useful trades, good health, wealth... uh... umm..."

"Anyways, I don't have all of that,
BUT I do have a loving wife that's always there to support me and laugh at my jokes."

"Of course, she also laughs at the jokes of the wealthy and handsome accountant down the street..."

"... Maybe we shouldn't visit him anymore..."
Day 9*ding dong*"Alright everyone, breakfast is in the plaza as always, and main street is open. I suggest ya make this a very busy day."
Lucky is let out of the Dream Salon, meanwhile, Punchy and Joe were forced out of main street last night by Digby and Redd respectively.