AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[8:04:46 PM] Defface: IN AMERICA
[8:04:51 PM] Lyrasen: ...no
[8:04:54 PM] Defface: YES
[8:04:56 PM] Lyrasen: no
[8:05:00 PM] Defface: YES
[8:05:04 PM] Lolita: Sexy
[8:05:05 PM] Lyrasen: that joke got old, Def. :\
[8:05:11 PM] Defface: It got old
[8:05:14 PM] Lyrasen: NO
[8:05:17 PM] Lyrasen: DON'T YOU DARE
[8:05:18 PM] Defface: ...In America.
[8:05:18 PM] Lyrasen: SAY IT
[8:05:24 PM] GDI Commando: IN BED
[8:05:24 PM] Lyrasen: FUCK YOU
[8:05:29 PM] Defface: :awesome:
[8:05:32 PM] BoN: hell yes
[8:05:34 PM] GDI Commando: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[9:03:48 PM] BoN: I'm not sure if underweight bony pale Asian girl snuggle is very snuggly though
[9:03:51 PM] BoN: i need to gain weight
[9:04:05 PM] BoN: and maybe stand in the sun for more than ten minutes
[9:04:14 PM] Defface: IN AMERICA
[9:04:19 PM] Lyrasen: ...no
[9:04:22 PM] Defface: YES
[9:04:25 PM] Lyrasen: no
[9:04:28 PM] Defface: YES
[9:04:33 PM] Lolita: Sexy
[9:04:33 PM] Lyrasen: that joke got old, Def. :\
[9:04:39 PM] Defface: It got old
[9:04:43 PM] Lyrasen: NO
[9:04:46 PM] Lyrasen: DON'T YOU DARE
[9:04:46 PM] Defface: ...In America.
[9:04:47 PM] Lyrasen: SAY IT
[9:04:52 PM] Shaggy: IN BED
[9:04:53 PM] Lyrasen: FUCK YOU
[9:04:57 PM] Defface: :awesome:
[9:05:01 PM] BoN: hell yes
[9:05:02 PM] Shaggy: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[9:05:13 PM] Lolita: this is all making me horny
[9:05:16 PM] Lyrasen: I am going to shoot you all
[9:05:18 PM] Lyrasen: ...
[9:05:22 PM] Lyrasen: instant boner kill
[9:05:22 PM] Defface: BEND OVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU, YOUR MOTHER, CHUCK NORRIS, ETC.
[9:05:29 PM] BoN: i'm going to quote this
[9:05:31 PM] Defface: Lyra has a boner?
[9:05:33 PM] Lyrasen: Fine.
[9:05:35 PM] Lyrasen: And no.
[9:05:40 PM] Lyrasen: Metaphorical boner kill.
[9:05:44 PM] Defface: LYRA'S GOT A PINGAS
[9:05:53 PM] Lyrasen: No.
[9:06:01 PM] Lyrasen: No, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Def, but I do not
[9:06:01 PM] Lolita: sexy
[9:06:17 PM] BoN: needs more tropes in here
[9:06:20 PM] Lyrasen: naw
[9:06:26 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:06:39 PM] Lolita: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:06:50 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:01 PM] Lolita: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:04 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:14 PM] Lolita: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:15 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:18 PM] Lyrasen: Fucking god.
[9:07:19 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[9:07:32 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' DENTAL PLAN
[9:07:40 PM] Lyrasen: If you guys don't stop spouting endless memes, I'm gonna leave.
[9:07:46 PM] Defface: ...
[9:07:55 PM] Lolita: in america
[9:07:55 PM] Defface: ...IN AMERICA
[9:08:00 PM] *** Lyrasen has left ***

[9:07:55 PM] Lolita: in america
[9:07:55 PM] Defface: ...IN AMERICA

Ferret Buccaneer (9:32:00 PM): okay I'm back
Knife Firing Fun (9:32:00 PM): they always run
Ferret Buccaneer (9:32:02 PM): what did I miss
Knife Firing Fun (9:32:02 PM): wh--
Knife Firing Fun (9:32:05 PM): How did you
Knife Firing Fun (9:32:07 PM): nevermind

Ferret Buccaneer (9:30:39 PM): What would the definition of a rock ballad be
Knife Firing Fun (9:30:41 PM): YOU SEE THE KIDS LISTEN TO DA HIP HOP

[3:27:30 PM] Defface: What about- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:27:39 PM] Defface: You g- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:27:48 PM] Defface: What the fu- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:28:08 PM] Trennicus: You guys a- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:28:14 PM] Defface: Seriously, this is getting ridiculo- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:28:28 PM] Trennicus: I- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:28:51 PM] Defface: You too? I thought it was just m- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:29:10 PM] Trennicus: This really is ge- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:29:45 PM] Lolita: Candlejack JIZZED IN HIS P
[3:29:48 PM] Defface: What is going on in h- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:30:08 PM] Trennicus: This is getting so awe- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:31:01 PM] Defface: I need to start wearing a rubber for protection when I begin t- JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[3:31:09 PM] Lolita: lulz
[3:31:11 PM] Lolita: okay
[3:31:11 PM] Lolita: stop it now
[3:31:16 PM] Lolita: it's just getting old
[3:31:23 PM] Trennicus: Yeah
[3:31:36 PM] Trennicus: We should just talk about som- JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[12:25:08 AM] Lyrasen: And everything died
[12:25:18 AM] Lyrasen: In a PASSIONATE ORGY
[12:25:22 AM] President Magikarp: That's because Octillery Clinton showed up.
[12:25:23 AM] President Magikarp: Wait...
[12:25:24 AM] Lyrasen: awwwwright
[12:25:27 AM] Lyrasen: giggity giggity

[5:51:45 PM] Lyrasen: HEY ODY YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING STUPID?
[5:51:52 PM] President Magikarp: YOUR JEWNESS?
[5:51:54 PM] President Magikarp: O:
[5:51:54 PM] Lyrasen: D:
[5:51:56 PM] Lyrasen: racism
[5:51:58 PM] Lyrasen: anyway, no
[5:52:07 PM] President Magikarp: Not as racist as Yeili saying I'm not black anymore just because I'm Star.

Lesson learned: Canadians aren't black.

Knife Firing Fun (6:17:00 PM): the emperor of china wants the best samurai for his army
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:04 PM): there's a chinese samurai
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:05 PM): a japanese one
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:07 PM): and a jewish one
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:12 PM): the chinese one is so good
Ferret Buccaneer (6:17:13 PM): I laughed already
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:13 PM): he cuts a fly in half
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:18 PM): the japanese one
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:20 PM): cuts it into fourths
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:23 PM): the jewish one
Knife Firing Fun (6:17:25 PM): circumsizes the fly
Ferret Buccaneer (6:17:44 PM): is this a joke?
Ferret Buccaneer (6:17:47 PM): when's the punchline?
Ferret Buccaneer (6:17:49 PM): is it now?

[7:23:16 PM] Lyrasen: HEY SHAGGY
[7:23:17 PM] Lyrasen: facebattle ANGIE
[7:23:17 PM] President Magikarp: One minute, fifty-seven seconds of rape.
[7:23:24 PM] President Magikarp: ...
[7:23:24 PM] President Magikarp: Whoops.
[7:23:26 PM] President Magikarp: Bad timing.
[7:23:29 PM] Ann G.: what

[10:36:14 PM] Lyrasen: YOU CAN LISTEN TO ME GET ANGRY AT THE GAME
[10:36:16 PM] Shaggy: I'm... uh....
[10:36:21 PM] Darkly: LIKE A BOSS
[10:36:25 PM] Lyrasen: YES
[10:36:27 PM] Lyrasen: LIKE A BOSS
[10:36:29 PM] Defface: IN AMERICA.
[10:36:29 PM] Lyrasen: not
[10:36:30 PM] Lyrasen: in
[10:36:31 PM] Lyrasen: america
[10:36:31 PM] Lyrasen: you
[10:36:33 PM] Odyssey: DEF.
[10:36:33 PM] Lyrasen: raging
[10:36:34 PM] Lyrasen: homo
[10:36:36 PM] Odyssey: GET LEFT 4 DEAD.
[10:36:36 PM] Lyrasen: sexual
[10:36:37 PM] Odyssey: 3:
[10:36:50 PM] Lyrasen: C'MON DARKLY LET'S HAVE A CALL
[10:37:03 PM] Lyrasen: ODY DO YOU WANNA JOIN
[10:37:05 PM] Defface: sexual
[10:37:19 PM] Shaggy: Sounds sexy
[10:37:24 PM] Lyrasen: ...
[10:37:26 PM] Darkly:
[10:37:26 PM] Lyrasen: No freaking duh.
[10:37:27 PM] Defface: Eh, sex isn't that sexy.
[10:37:34 PM] Lyrasen: Heh.
[10:37:39 PM] BoN: hey guuuys
[10:37:42 PM] BoN: i have earbuds
[10:37:45 PM] Lyrasen: DARKLY PLEASE
[10:37:45 PM] BoN: this means i can listen in now
[10:37:48 PM] Lyrasen: :0
[10:37:49 PM] Defface: Oh yeah?
[10:37:52 PM] Defface: WELL I HAVE EARS!
[10:37:52 PM] Lyrasen: DOITDOIT
[10:37:58 PM] Odyssey: Odyssey 3:s
[10:38:00 PM] Shaggy: I HAVE 2 EARS
[10:38:04 PM] Lyrasen: PLEASE
[10:38:05 PM] Lyrasen: SOMEBODY
[10:38:06 PM] Defface: I HAVE 5
[10:38:06 PM] Shaggy: No
[10:38:07 PM] Lyrasen: CALL MEEEEEE
[10:38:12 PM] Shaggy: naked
[10:38:13 PM] Defface: 5 EARS
[10:38:16 PM] Lyrasen: no
[10:38:18 PM] Lyrasen: ;___;
[10:38:20 PM] Lyrasen: nobody loves lyra
[10:38:27 PM] Defface: 3 ARE IN A BOX IN MY DRESSER
[10:38:38 PM] Defface: I BOUGHT THEM FROM MIKE TYSON.
[10:39:20 PM] Lyrasen: I think
[10:39:24 PM] Lyrasen: I feel emo
[10:39:30 PM] Lyrasen: CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
[10:39:34 PM] Lyrasen: THIS OOOOOOOORANGE
[10:39:37 PM] Lyrasen: WIIIIIIILL NOOOOOOOT
[10:39:41 PM] Lyrasen: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
[10:39:42 PM] Defface: Oh god, please don't start.
[10:39:48 PM] Lyrasen: No.
[10:39:49 PM] Lyrasen:
[10:39:54 PM] Lyrasen: You spout memes all the time.
[10:39:56 PM] Defface: With the whole "nobody loves me" thing, I mean.
[10:40:00 PM] Lyrasen: oh
[10:40:01 PM] Lyrasen: no
[10:40:02 PM] Defface: Not the song.
[10:40:03 PM] Lyrasen: I was joking
[10:40:04 PM] Lyrasen: I meanb
[10:40:04 PM] Lyrasen: mean
[10:40:06 PM] Odyssey: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
[10:40:09 PM] Water Tango: Def spouts funny memes.
[10:40:27 PM] Water Tango: 'Citrus in my skin' is not funny.
[10:40:35 PM] Defface: Sexy time.
[10:40:45 PM] Defface: Iz naice.
[10:40:51 PM] Lyrasen: Guess I'll just go play Kirby Air Ride all by myself
[10:41:05 PM] Defface: You're going to go play with yourself?
[10:41:09 PM] Lyrasen: No.
[10:41:22 PM] BoN: I read that as Def sprouts funny memes
[10:41:41 PM] Shaggy: Lyra
10:35 PM
Guess I'll just go play with myself
[10:41:41 PM] Defface: Well, I do.
[10:41:43 PM] Shaggy: What?
[10:41:56 PM] Lyrasen: No.
[10:41:57 PM] Lyrasen: I said
[10:41:59 PM] Defface: I plant itty bitty babies and itty bitty boats in my garden in the spring.
[10:42:03 PM] Lyrasen: "I'll go play Kirby Air Ride all by myself"
[10:42:12 PM] Lyrasen: Not "I'll go play with myself"
[10:42:14 PM] Shaggy: I DON'T BELIEVE IT
[10:42:15 PM] Lyrasen: There is a difference.
[10:42:23 PM] Shaggy: Also
[10:42:29 PM] Shaggy: Thatsthejoke.jpg
[10:42:29 PM] Lyrasen: OOH PURPLE KIRBY
[10:42:32 PM] Shaggy: lyra
[10:42:35 PM] Defface: And by the fall they're babbys and twinkie houses.
[10:42:51 PM] Odyssey: BABBYS?
[10:42:55 PM] Defface: Also, shaggy, HABEEB IT.
[10:43:05 PM] Shaggy: D:
[10:43:10 PM] Defface: Yes, Ody.
[10:43:13 PM] Defface: Babbys.
[10:43:19 PM] Defface: That is how babby is formed.

[10:32:09 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[10:32:27 PM] Defface: [10:32:09 PM] Defface: GRABBIN' PEELZ
[10:32:35 PM] Lyrasen: FUck.
[10:32:36 PM] Lyrasen: No.
[10:32:52 PM] Odyssey: DEF.
[10:32:54 PM] Odyssey: DO YOU EVEN HAVE LEFT 4 DEAD?
[10:33:01 PM] Defface: ...Uh.
[10:33:03 PM] Defface: Uh.
[10:33:06 PM] Defface: YES.
[10:33:10 PM] Odyssey: FOR WHAT PLATFORM?
[10:33:10 PM] Odyssey: D:<
[10:33:11 PM] Defface: TOTALLY.
[10:33:18 PM] Defface: I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
[10:33:20 PM] Defface: AT ALL.
[10:33:28 PM] Defface: I HAVE IT FOR THE ATARI JAGUAR.
[10:34:01 PM] Shaggy: lawls
[10:34:12 PM] Defface: AND THE COMMODORE 64
[10:34:56 PM] Defface: AND INTELLIVISION

Him: "Yeah, I had that little pokedex thing when I was younger, I wish I knew where the daisies thing was."
Me: "I had one of those too!"
Him: "Internet high-five!"
[7:03:00 AM] Flammenwerfer: o/
[7:03:12 AM] Yeili: \o
Him: "...Merlin taught me that."

[9:00:07 AM] Yeili: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... 7577#97577 Comment on it.
(In Voice Chat)
Yeili: Okay, you guys need to comment on that.
Trennicus: ...





Trennicus: What do I say?
Yeili: I don't know, just reply something. Dark's replying right now.
Dark: ....











Dark: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW? I DIDN'T EVEN HIT REPLY YET

Odyssey1319 (3:23:21 AM): SoanywayIneedtopostoneClipSexAcademymoreoften.
Odyssey1319 (3:23:33 AM): AndifyoucanreadeverysinglewordoutofthisindividuallyIapplaudyourcomprehensionskills.
Odyssey1319 (3:23:47 AM): ~
Knife Firing Fun (3:24:58 AM): <33333omg
Knife Firing Fun (3:24:59 AM): dude
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:01 AM): I did understand that
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:02 AM): AND
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:04 AM): there was this IQ test
Odyssey1319 (3:25:06 AM): O:
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:08 AM): where they scrambled around letters
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:12 AM): and made you read the sentences
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:15 AM): then they removed spaces
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:17 AM): I aced the whole thing
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:25 AM): got placed in the advanced class for a week until
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:27 AM): I set something on fire
Odyssey1319 (3:25:31 AM): ...
Odyssey1319 (3:25:32 AM): HOW?~
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:33 AM): BY ACIDENT
Odyssey1319 (3:25:33 AM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:37 AM): THERE WAS A MICROWAVE
Odyssey1319 (3:25:37 AM): Meant to put ! instead of ~
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:38 AM): AND A COATHANGER
Odyssey1319 (3:25:39 AM): But ~ works, too.
Odyssey1319 (3:25:40 AM): ...
Odyssey1319 (3:25:45 AM): HOW IS THAT ACCIDENTAL?
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:48 AM): ....
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:50 AM): well I didn't
Knife Firing Fun (3:25:52 AM): WANT it to catch fire

Odyssey1319 (3:28:42 AM): Ari, you seriously need to stop being so awesome in bodaciously every regard.
Odyssey1319 (3:28:47 AM): Well, except the drug use.
Odyssey1319 (3:28:52 AM): BUT THAT IS OUTWEIGHED BY EVERYTHING ELSE.
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:32 AM): YESSSS
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:38 AM): I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:41 AM): EVEN FROM THE START
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:42 AM): WHEN I WAS
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:44 AM): A YOUNG BOY
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:45 AM): MY FATHER
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:48 AM): TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:51 AM): TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:54 AM): HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
Knife Firing Fun (3:29:59 AM): WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN
Knife Firing Fun (3:30:03 AM): THE BREATEN AND THE DAMNED
Knife Firing Fun (3:30:04 AM): *beaten
Knife Firing Fun (3:30:06 AM): okay i'm done
Odyssey1319 (3:30:22 AM): ...
Odyssey1319 (3:30:25 AM): Aren't you female?