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Tell your parents to give you a sister then!
You must know the thrill of siblings!

My mom and dad are divorced. >_>

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Guys. GUYS!

I just pooped, and it smelled REALLY BAD. I'm usually good with words, but I can't begin to describe the smell. I nearly threw up, and I can stomach spoiled milk. ...Don't ask...

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I just realised how fat I am.
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My stomach had been hurting for the past hour. Tried Tums, Pepto Bismol, everything that might settle it. Nothing worked.

Then I blew a 30 second trumpeting fart and now I feel all better.

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

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Not often, when I am leaning back on the chair while looking at the computer, I stretch and caress my stomach. This often results in my shirt being lifted, revealing my whole stomach and torso.
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i dunno my brother's p cool

It helps that we're both kind of assholes.

My brothers can both be asshats; My somewhat warped sense of humour (which people often take the wrong way) comes from an entire childhood of bouncing progressively more creative insults off of each other.

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Trygve wrote:
Not often, when I am leaning back on the chair while looking at the computer, I stretch and caress my stomach. This often results in my shirt being lifted, revealing my whole stomach and torso.


Ugh.

It's revolting that you do not get some sexy people to do that for you for free
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
i dunno my brother's p cool

It helps that we're both kind of assholes.

My brothers can both be asshats; My somewhat warped sense of humour (which people often take the wrong way) comes from an entire childhood of bouncing progressively more creative insults off of each other.

My brother and I kinda sorta hated eachothers guts up till a few years ago, as most siblings tend to do with a three year or more gap in age, but we've both more or less normalized now, and we get along pretty well, which is nice.

I mean, I gotta smack him upside the head every so often because he does stupid shit, but what can ya do. Still a good kid at the end of the day.

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My brother is in the NAVY so I don't see him very often anymore, but back in the day I hated him. A lot. We're totally chill now, although he has still kept the habit of trying to assault me at random. I almost knocked him out from a sleeper hold last time he was home because of it. :lol:

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Vaxidd8 wrote:
My brother and I kinda sorta hated eachothers guts up till a few years ago, as most siblings tend to do with a three year or more gap in age, but we've both more or less normalized now, and we get along pretty well, which is nice.

I mean, I gotta smack him upside the head every so often because he does stupid shit, but what can ya do. Still a good kid at the end of the day.

Yeah, my brothers aren't so bad these days, but they still have their moments of retardation.

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Me and my sister used to hate each others guts, but kind of get along now. Probably due to getting out of each others hair because I stayed at a dorm during the year, and because of growing up in general.
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There's a five year gap between me and my sister so we just sort of get along and stay out of eachother's way

we used to play nintendo a lot when we were younger

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The Idiotic Oracle
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my siblings are 16-17 years younger than me

i'm only 20

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Hee hee being tipsy is fuuuuuuuunny.
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Being drunk at 2 in the afternoon is pretty awesome I guess

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