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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:07 am 
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Does that mean there can be only one, then?

For my latest confession:

I can't stand touching other people, even shaking their hand. Not because of EW, GERMS, but because I feel they would feel like I'm one of those people who are a bit too friendly and annoy the hell out of you, and you hope they get hit by a burning gyrocopter because JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!

And I also feel like I'm invading everyone's personal space when I stand or sit within six feet or so.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:51 am 
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Alkarii wrote:
Does that mean there can be only one, then?

Whoever tries to fight me gets a Wii Fit Trainer sticked up their booty

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 7:45 am 
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Tatzel wrote:
Alkarii wrote:
Does that mean there can be only one, then?

Whoever tries to fight me gets a Wii Fit Trainer sticked up their booty


I want to see that. I have to see that.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:00 pm 
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Alkarii wrote:
Does that mean there can be only one, then?

For my latest confession:

I can't stand touching other people, even shaking their hand. Not because of EW, GERMS, but because I feel they would feel like I'm one of those people who are a bit too friendly and annoy the hell out of you, and you hope they get hit by a burning gyrocopter because JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!

And I also feel like I'm invading everyone's personal space when I stand or sit within six feet or so.

Me and you would get along well I think. Although my reason for not touching others is because EW, GERMS.

I used to be a massive germaphobe. I remember my hands used to bleed and dry out really bad because I washed them so much. It was terrible. I'm still somewhat germaphobic, but I've more or less got a handle on it now.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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I've become kinda germ-conscious as well, but I try to remember that it's not the end of the world haha. My mantra is "We all eat a handful of dirt before we die"

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:13 am 
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I was always good about keeping my hands clean, but working in a grocery store has turned me into an actual clean freak. Some of my customers are absolutely disgusting.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 12:45 pm 
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I'm big on cleanliness. I hate dirt so much.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:52 pm 
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Cori wrote:
I was always good about keeping my hands clean, but working in a grocery store has turned me into an actual clean freak. Some of my customers are absolutely disgusting.

Three words:
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:27 pm 
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don't forget dripping wet and smelly sock cheddar

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Augh, fuck, I was trying to forget about that. Or "I am very clearly still in biking shorts with no pockets and I pulled my wet cheddar out of somewhere while you weren't looking, so let's just say that I, uh, took a swim in the river and forgot my wallet. ahaha, yeah, that's totally what happened."


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:19 pm 
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O.o Do you guys not have pockets?

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:26 pm 
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Women's clothing typically has unusable pockets, but purses are a thing.
Men's clothing ALWAYS has pockets SOMEWHERE.

people have this weird thought that they will be jumped and robbed at any point in time so they keep their cheddar in a """secure""" location, like in their socks or plastered between their tits. Anybody with thoughts of mugging someone who has ever stood in line by a cash register knows that if you are robbing someone and they don't have cheddar, take their socks and shoes too, and get them to flash you. I guarantee cheddar will magically appear like some sort of reverse strip club.

Also it is never the showered, well-maintained type of people, either.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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i may be an adult but small talk with people i don't know still terrifies me

even moreso when it's online. somehow.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Talking to people offline that I dont know makes my anxiety spike so badly. But if it's online, I feel like my screen protects me and I tell myself im just tankign to robots at first.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:16 am 
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I prefer to keep my hair cut as short as I can without actually shaving it (as in, with a razor).

Not because I buy into the skinhead bullshit, but because I hate messing with my hair, and it makes it easier to get the dandruff shampoo all the way to my scalp.

I get dandruff in my eyebrows, and even on my chin if I try to grow a beard. It's even worse when it's on my chin, because the skin comes off in large flakes, there's some bleed, and a bit of this clear fluid everywhere.

So no epic beard for me.

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