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YCobb
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:46 pm 
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Maybe I should itch it.

With a screwdriver or my pocketknife or something.

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Gryewolf
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Why?
Too chicken to just shove your hand in there?

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YCobb
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well obviously I meant my hand plus the other things

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Fauche
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I've discovered the best thing.

Get in shower/bathtub hybrid
turn shower nozzle mode to jet
aim it roughly in the center of the tub
lay down
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HANDS-FREE PROFIT

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Turbro
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I think if I did that I would bruise my balls.

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Fauche
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Too much water pressure? :psyduck:

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Gryewolf
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It's called jet for a reason.

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Reyo
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I tried that when I was first discovering "profit" and it felt like the shower punched me in the balls.

Never again.

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Gryewolf
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I thought about it when I was younger but then I remembered I had a brain.

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Fauche
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Have you people tried not aiming at your balls? :psyduck:

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Madican
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Force times acceleration.

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Gryewolf
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Equals boner

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Fauche
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Well then I suppose my water pressure is just strong enough to feel good but weak enough to not destroy myself. :psyduck:

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Snap it right in half.

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And then half the TMI thread had to wear boner casts for 6 weeks.

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