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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:27 pm 
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Whenever I go to click a link that is stated as being NSFW I always open it in an incognito tab, even though it's my personal computer which no one other than me gets on.
If I ever click something that is NSFW without being listed as such I'll be like "OH GOD IT'S IN MY BROWSING HISTORY!"
Like when I wanted to find out what some Daisy flowers have PANK on them. I Google Searched PANK Daisy. Did not want to know what came up existed.

And I do the multiple tabs of same website thing. I'll have one tab on my YouTube subscriptions and another on a video. Then I'll just go back to my subscriptions on the video tab and forget that the first exists.

Edit. The fact that the certain pale red colour starting with P comes out as PANK made me laugh a lot.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:53 pm 
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hoo boy, tabs. Last time I saw an actual number, I had over 100 of the bastards. When you have that many, some sites tend to crop up a lot.

Right now I've managed to cut it down to 22 through the removal of many superfluous Reddit and Youtube tabs.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:01 pm 
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I do both of those things, too! Just it being in my browser history is so uncomfortable. I sometimes even have two Youtube video tabs open, one is paused of course. But I tend to wander off to other videos when watching/listening to whatever it is. Either I open new tabs, or I just throw everything onto my "watch later" list.

I really wanted to tell my friend when I gave him his (very belated) birthday present how I think he's a really great person, and is one of my best friends, and I'll miss him terribly when he moves (which is weird, because we still talk and play video games online), and how I hope we can sometimes visit each other.. But instead I was tusundre and threw it at him and said "Here, I know it's late but take it, Stupid."

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:20 pm 
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Bappie wrote:
PANK Daisy

I'm getting hundreds upon hundreds of PANK daisies
Along with some flower (and other assorted feminine products) stores
The worst I got was search suggestions for a BB gun and tampons
Two search engines used, safe search off

I'm pretty sure whatever came up was based on your own Google-catered suggestions based on your own browsing
i.e. your own fault

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:25 am 
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Bappie wrote:
Whenever I go to click a link that is stated as being NSFW I always open it in an incognito tab, even though it's my personal computer which no one other than me gets on.
If I ever click something that is NSFW without being listed as such I'll be like "OH GOD IT'S IN MY BROWSING HISTORY!"
Like when I wanted to find out what some Daisy flowers have PANK on them. I Google Searched PANK Daisy. Did not want to know what came up existed.

And I do the multiple tabs of same website thing. I'll have one tab on my YouTube subscriptions and another on a video. Then I'll just go back to my subscriptions on the video tab and forget that the first exists.

Edit. The fact that the certain pale red colour starting with P comes out as PANK made me laugh a lot.

The word dam n comes out as daisies, so I actually thought you were searching for p ink dam ns.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:44 am 
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Bappie wrote:
PANK Daisy

I'm getting hundreds upon hundreds of PANK daisies
Along with some flower (and other assorted feminine products) stores
The worst I got was search suggestions for a BB gun and tampons
Two search engines used, safe search off

I'm pretty sure whatever came up was based on your own Google-catered suggestions based on your own browsing
i.e. your own fault


I didn't search PANK daisies, I searched PANK daisy, as in one of the flower.
Search PANK daisy, not PANK daisies or PANK daisy flower and you'll see what came up for me.

Remember I was looking for why some daisies had PANK on them so I wasn't on images, I was looking at the websites.

Actually the item I read was probably on one of those feminine stores.
it was PANK Daisy Anal Bleach. What even is that and why does it exist and I didn't need to know people bleach there.

Edit.
One side thing to note, before I searched that term all I had used Google for was video game searches as it was on my mobile. Since then and after Googling much more stuff, including more flowers the images are now all the flower variety of PANK daisy.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:13 am 
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I searched for "PANK Daisy" and didn't get anything like that

Google is just awful sometimes


Anal bleaching is a cosmetic thing for when people are so daisies insecure that they want the color of their butthole to match the color of the skin surrounding it. It is bodaciously pointless. The More You Know.TM

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:56 am 
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I'm getting older and yet I'm still excited to see some fireworks.

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 Post subject: they also never stop being expensive
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:17 am 
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Bappie wrote:
Whenever I go to click a link that is stated as being NSFW I always open it in an incognito tab, even though it's my personal computer which no one other than me gets on.
If I ever click something that is NSFW without being listed as such I'll be like "OH GOD IT'S IN MY BROWSING HISTORY!"
Like when I wanted to find out what some Daisy flowers have PANK on them. I Google Searched PANK Daisy. Did not want to know what came up existed.

And I do the multiple tabs of same website thing. I'll have one tab on my YouTube subscriptions and another on a video. Then I'll just go back to my subscriptions on the video tab and forget that the first exists.

Edit. The fact that the certain pale red colour starting with P comes out as PANK made me laugh a lot.

I'm not the only one!!! Do you also end up with an ungodly amount of tabs open when you're super busy?

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:39 am 
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I don't often get really busy on my computer, though in college I used to have so many programs and tabs open I'm surprised the computers didn't overheat.

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 Post subject: Re: I screwed up guys.
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I feel really, really, really, really, really, awful after posting that link in the current events thread. Wish I could take it all back. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:42 pm 
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At least you feel bad about it and want to do more research. That's more than most can say.

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 Post subject: Re: I screwed up guys.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:51 pm 
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I feel really, really, really, really, really, awful after posting that link in the current events thread. Wish I could take it all back. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

If it makes you feel any better, I once got in an argument with a few members on here about gender identity and, in my stubbornness, I left the site for like a year. Still feel bad about that sometimes.

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 Post subject: Re: I screwed up guys.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:05 pm 
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Curly Tale wrote:
I feel really, really, really, really, really, awful after posting that link in the current events thread. Wish I could take it all back. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Those who would think less of you for that didn't get where you were coming from and what you were going for and didn't try to and thus don't deserve your attention in the first place.


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