AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd do it just like I do in RPGs. I'd be a hero, but I would totally accept anything someone offers in return for helping. I'd even try to persuade people for something if I could.
None of that "Just doing my job" shit.

I'd do hero stuff most of the time, but I'd totally take stuff if my powers allow me to do so with impunity

I see it as a matter of inevitable escalation. I mean, you steal one thing, and there's going to be at least one cop who decides you need to be arrested, superpowers or not. So if you tell him to go suck an egg, suddenly you're resisting arrest. Run away and you're a wanted suspect. Fight back and now you're on every cop's shitlist. More cops decide to get in on it and eventually someone is going to be seriously hurt, or even killed depending on what exactly your powers are and how wanton you are using them. The more you fight, the more the authorities, and eventually the public, will demand that you be stopped. More and more forces are funneled toward ending your reign of tyranny, until you are forced to exile yourself from civilization for good.

You'll become a supervillain eventually, so you might as well skip to the end.

I always think about how if someone were to get superpowers, and they were the only one with them, the government would most likely want to experiment on them to find out why they have powers. The severity of the experiments would probably be determined by how hard it is to locate the reason behind their powers. Though, depending on the hero's public reputation, they might avoid hurting them if it made them look bad.
If the hero decided to not allow the government to test on them, then the government could spin a fake story about them that makes them look evil and start the hero down the road to villainy.

I've told Exeres that I would really like Apocalypse's powers (the Marvel mutant villain) and if I were to ever get that, I'm pretty sure I would end up overthrowing a government or two.

Might do the same as he did in X-Men Evolution and make everyone a mutant. Then again, that'd make it easier to stop me.

Either way, I would establish myself as the biggest baddest guy around and try to help solve some of the biggest issues of the world but would fight back fiercely if anyone attacks.

I'll take man made (Ironman, Atom, Antman) powers anyday.

I just googled "awkzard zombies" (and saw nothing wrong with that until I hit enter) to try and find the comic cos I couldn't remember if I read it this week. I'm a wee bit tired at the moment.

For a, what I consider to be, "realistic" take on what the existance of real-life superhumans would be like, I recommend the graphic novels Supergod and Not A Hero, theyre the closest to what I think it would really be like.

The assistant manager at more store got suspended and since he was incredibly and inappropriately abrasive to all associates I feel pretty good about it. I feel bad about enjoying it though because I think he has a kid though. Still, I have bills to pay and people who count on me too and he was trying to get me fired because he just didn't like me. Our general manager had to warn him 3 times to get off my case just to find excuses to write me up.

I laugh at Paul Blart Meme Cop and similar photoshops way more than I should.

I feel really bad because I'm worried i can't manage my cheddar. My dad is still paying my rent, and since i have a part time job, i could theoretically maybe pay it myself but id be struggling if i did. Ive done a little bit of budgeting, and i don't think i spend my cheddar too frivolously, but i do spend way too much on food because i eat out a lot (mostly just fast food). I really need to cook at home on a regular basis, but lifestyle changes are hard and its easy to be lazy and just get Subway or something.

Really i just feel bad when i spend any cheddar at all because I'm too reliant on having someone supporting me and not having to worry about cheddar.

I'm also trying to find a full-time job with a better salary, but i kind of want to stay at this one for a while because I've only been there a few months and i feel like i should be building up experience? Idk, I'm in a weird indefinite transition period.

Plus I'll be moving in with Brock from Cockfighting Society soon and that brings its own set of stresses.

You sound like you know what you should be moving towards. Why not plan for it? Do more research on all the things you want to do. See how feasible they really are. I can speak from experience that you'd save a lot just by cooking yourself. By planning it, you can take the changes as slowly as you need to. That's my two cents anyway.

I know lots of people are creatures of spite, but I'm really, very, awfully, someone-would-probably-diagnose-me-with-some-kind-of-disorder-because-I'm-so spiteful. Maybe half of my matches in LoL result in either me getting pop flyin' that I lost or rustled that I won because someone on my team was getting mad at me. In particular, it doesn't matter how much I want to do something, if you tell me to do it after I already said I would, I won't do it. I was pretty annoyed at Disneyland because I felt really gross due to some sweaty armpits, but I felt like I had to not put on deodorant because of how much my dad tried to push it on me. Also at Disneyland I was looking forward to having some absolutely delicious leftovers from one of the restaurants, which is what I told my dad after he asked me what I was going to have for lunch, but suddenly he, for whatever reason, said "You have to eat something" in some weird, annoying tone. Some weird tone as though I had not only not been trying to eat but actively refused to do so, which of course I then did.
If you were to ask me what some of my biggest regrets are then maybe my third or fourth response would be the time that I didn't go eat more at a buffet after my mom told me to stop eating (which of course, I ALREADY SAID THAT I WOULD), by saying "come on, you had enough." It doesn't matter that the reason she wanted me to stop eating was that my dad, who wanted to go to this restaurant for father's day, said that he had enough and wanted to go back home as soon as possible so he could do some important work, I'm still rustled at myself for not immediately walking off and grabbing a huge plate of food. I'm rustled at myself for doing what felt like rewarding her for valuing the opportunity to say something bitchy over using basic listening comprehension.

I still think Lt. Surge is the best gym leader

Is it still a confession if it is a known science fact?