AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I would totally be okay with my parents only coming to visit me once or twice a year. They always pick the worst times.

Or maybe it's just that they stress me out so much that it makes their visit seem worse, idk.

... really it's just that my mother will never stop criticizing me every time she visits. Dad can come over whenever, i wouldn't mind.

Wait... Is your heart made of bess or just you in general?

both

I say I'm built for distance, not speed, but in reality I'm just slow, don't exercise much, and stuborn.

I chew gum all the time and I have for years and I still have no idea how to blow a bubble.

I get brief periods of guilt because I've eaten a whole pizza to myself for like 3 nights in a row, so I alleviate it by having a bit of salad and then going "there I've had something healthy" and having another pizza

I honestly have no idea how I'm still small

Sometimes I wish my friends were more negative with me

ur dum lol

no u

Your momma

Wow, rude

I often wonder that if I got superpowers, would I become a supervillian?

I would, absolutely. In a heartbeat. I have no self-control.

I would be one of those folks who starts out trying to be a hero but somehow ends up as a villain.

I'd probably just not do much with them, or mostly use them to somehow have fun with them. Like if I had pyro abilities I'd probably just do a light show... in a safe, controlled environment. Or if I had invisibility I'd probably just prank and confuse people in mild ways.