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Mete
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:48 pm 
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Now imagine having that in your mouth in the morning.

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"honey i woke up with a bad case of the gay there is a square rainbow cock in my mouth"

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Fauche
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"honey i woke up with a bad case of the gay there is a square rainbow cock in my mouth"

Not the first time I've heard that.... :awesomeface:

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Ow ow ow ow ow what the fuck are you doing lower intestines are you cramping or is my appendix finally exploding?

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The Willow Witch
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SEE THATS EXACTULLY HOW I FELT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS

also the black shit is starting

Im extreamly disturbed

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Gryewolf
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You poo charcoal now?

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I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

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The Willow Witch
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I am the blood of the dragon

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Valbrandur
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Needed to squirt some hot water into my ear to get rid of some earwax. I was surprised when I had some black stuff washing out of there.

At least I can hear properly again.
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Reyo
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Pepto makes ear stuff now?

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The Willow Witch
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It feels like I've stopped feeling extreamly nausiated enough today to go to school.

Wish me luck!

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I bought some new deodorant and I didn't know what it smelled like so I sniffed the top of the can with the lid closed and now I my head hurts and I feel sick.

I thought it would be safe!
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Shad
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I always get stomach problems before interviews.

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Gryewolf
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I threw up so much this morning. Bleugh everything is terrible.

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YCobb
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My stomach was just making noise

Also it feels like the inside of my dick has been itching a bit

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Gryewolf
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I know that feeling man, it'll go away in time but it sure is annoying.

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