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Really? I had no idea.

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Alright folks.
I start with something positive first.
I'm pretty exited how it will continue on the story in the castle, it's getting pretty interesting. In a few hours I'll be done with my next entry, and then you all know the truth about the jellyfishes.

Now with the negative.
As many of you know, Whitecrestangels entries caused many to get angry. It was a bit annoying with her first entry, because she tried pulling off something completely different, and despite me and Torizo telling her multiple times this isn't going to work, she still wanted to pull it off. Luckily she continued on her own in the end, but she went off a bit too far with it. Both Torizo and I talked to her, telling her she has to change the second entry because it simply doesn't work. After giving her more then enough time, seeing she still hasn't changed it or atleast PMd me back, I'm sorry to say it but she's excluded from the story as of now, which means her recent entries will be and stay ignored, aswell as any new entries should she do one.

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Extremely long update is going to be extremely long...

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Torizo scooped Prince Genosi into her arms.

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"Oh, no... Please, please hang on," she pleaded. He was horribly wounded... and growing colder every second. Tears fell down her cheeks and she felt a terrible sadness growing insider her. She could feel Epona's locks on her magic begin to shatter.

"TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!"

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One of the legendary pinnacles of jellyfish wizardry, Turritopsis Nutricula. A powerful healing spell. Torizo and Genosi were enveloped in a bright, white light. I've never had to use this before, she thought. Genosi stepped out of the light, now completely unscathed.

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"I'm... alive?"


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at first i was ;-;

and then i was like :D

prince genosi is okay! :D

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Her face in the first image reminds me of one piece :psyduck:


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This story has already so many heartwrenching situations, I wonder how many more we will have.

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I'm running trough the city, Tamiel guiding my way. She seemingly enjoys riding on me, as I can hear her giggling from time to time. We are quickly reaching the outskirts, I'm pop flyin' to leave 'Sin City' behind me again, this smell started making me sick. After around a half hour we reach a tavern.

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That's where I heard it. I'm not exactly sure how a guard from Samerkain ended up here, but I guess he has his reasons.


As we come closer I stopped running, Tamiel let go off me and landed on the ground. As I was running fast, we reached it pretty quickly, so it probably is more then an hour away from Eldnoir by walking. I figured it's best to change back to human, I'm not sure how familiar the people in here are with creatures of the night, beastmen and the like; back in my days there was no tavern here. As I take on human form, I adjust my clothes as they are a bit too big, my cloak is touching the ground. Tamiel looks a bit shocked.

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What's wrong? Don't tell me you forgot I'm a werewolf.

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No no, it's just... it's been a long while since I saw you as a human, and... you haven't aged at all! I mean, I know you live long, but I only thought that we vampires don't age!

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You forgot that we crowbloods are special.


Tamiel scratched her backhead, it's one of those rare occassions where she is speechless or something is awkward for her. I walk over to her and pull off the hood from her head.

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It's not much, but it's still better to show your face when we walk in, we look scary enough already.


We walk in the tavern. It has a nice surrounding... A handfull of travelers are sitting at the tables. Tamiel tugs my sleeve and points towards an older man behind the counter. As we approach him, some of the people started staring at us. The man noticed us, but didn't bother to turn around.

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Welcome! How can I help you?

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Good day sir. Please forgive me that I come directly to business, I'm afraid time is slipping out of my hands.


He turned around and looked at us. You could say his face had the words "What are those strange people?" written in it.

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It came to my attention that you were a guard from the castle in Samerkain. You see, I'm friends with Lady Torizo, and it pains me to say that she is in danger, thus I require certain information I heard you would know.


He seems shocked by my words. His mind is easy to read... right now he is thinking if we are actually trustworthy, but what if I'm not lying and she is indeed in danger?

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I... tell me first who you are! And what exactly is happening!

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My name is Tatzel, and this is Tamiel, a friend helping me. The exact situation is... Lady Torizo held a ball in her castle, and I wanted to accompany her, but a vampire showed up and tried winning Torizo for her side. As kind hearted as Torizo was, she proposed a competition before I could fend off that vile creature. Her task was, that whoever finds the red jellyfish of the southern sea first will be allowed to dance with her. You see, it's not the dance I care for... I'm fearing that when the vampire wins, she could do bad things to my friend. Thus I
seeked out someone who could help me to prevent this from happening.


The innkeeper listened close to my words, and let the story run trough his head one more time. Slowly he started talking again, it looks like he is trusting me.

Old Man wrote:
I see... I'm pop flyin' that the fair lady found a good friend. But, I wonder, what exactly do you want to hear from me?

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Information about the red jellyfish in general. I have no idea where to start my search in the southern sea, not to mention I have no idea how to catch them either.


The old man started thinking again. I couldn't tell what he was thinking this time.

Old man wrote:
Well alright. But I want a small reward. Your cloak seems to big for you anyways, how about you give it to me, and I tell you in return everything I know?

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My... my cloak? .... Alright, if it's for the safety of her, this is a price I gladly pay.

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Alright then... I forgot how long it was since it happened, but it doesn't really matter. One day, Lady Torizo was practicing jellyfish magic in the garden. But something went wrong, one spell turned everyone around her in the yard into red jellyfishes. As if this wasn't bad enough, suddenly they scattered and flew off in every
direction. Amongst them was her big love, the shock of this whole situation was so big that Lady Torizo lost her magic abilitys.


I can't decide how I feel hearing this, but I know that I am shocked. I don't know her for so long now, probably just 5 month, so it must been a while since this happened. This explains quite a lot actually... sometimes she was sad, but she never told me why exactly... She saw how determined me and the vampire were, she knew if she would call out a competition, we would come back with each atleast one jellyfish; bringing back her court members or even her love she lost trough this. Torizo... I never knew... why didn't you tell me? I would've searched for them, you
wouldn't had to be in danger now...
Tamiel tugged my sleeve again and caused me to snap out of my thoughts. She looked concerned.


Tatzel wrote:
I... thank you. This information will help me further. You don't know perhaps where exactly they are? Or atleast someone who could help me find them?

Old man wrote:
No, I'm sorry kid. But maybe you should rest here for a short while until you recovered, my story seemed to have shocked you.


I didn't answer him, but this was a good idea; I could barely move. I took off my cloak and handed it to him, then started moving towards an empty table and sat down; repeating in my mind what I just heard over and over, pondering what to do next and thinking of why Torizo never asked me for help...

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Awesome update, but...

Torizo still has her magic.

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No, she got it AGAIN, you forgot she wished from Banana to become a jellyfish wizard : D

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Awesome update, but...

Torizo still has her magic.


I wished on BANANA to get it back, remember? :eng101:


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Okay I vaguely remember that now :psyduck:

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this adventure needs more funny, less srs

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