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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 2:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:05 pm 
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Well, over here, carbonated water is the standard instead of non-carbonated, so maybe it has to do with that.
We even got carbonated apple juice.

Huh, non-carbonated water is the standard here, but lemonade is still carbonated.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 5:38 pm 
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I don't want to be seen without my shirt because I've got body hair. Which should be okay, because I'm a guy, and I believe that if any woman has a problem with it, she can go pick up some prepubescent males at the middle school.

But really, I'm embarrassed, because I'm constantly hearing women complain about how "gross" a hairy chest is.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 3:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:42 pm 
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I don't want to be seen without my shirt because I've got body hair. Which should be okay, because I'm a guy, and I believe that if any woman has a problem with it, she can go pick up some prepubescent males at the middle school.

But really, I'm embarrassed, because I'm constantly hearing women complain about how "gross" a hairy chest is.


Those women don't know what they're talking about, hairy men are the best kind of men 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 1:55 am 
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gosh Chloe why don't you move to Brooklyn and drool on some Italian-Americans or something if you love people who are 90% body hair

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 2:56 am 
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My mom's ex husband who used to beat all of us goes to my community college and when I see him around I imagine myself killing him. Of course I wouldn't ever do that but somehow it makes me feel better to be enraged than being afraid.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 9:11 pm 
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I always get a bunch of drive for something for half a day than it fades away. I guess this is part of not being able to change basic personality. I won't feel good or be able to focus well on long projects still. I won't suddenly be motivated to practice for tennis. But I always think I can for a short time than it fades away.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 9:16 pm 
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I'm really excited to go see Dark, but also a little nervous. We've been planning our next meet up for half a year, so part of me is scared that after all the hype I might end up being kind of a let-down. (Even though we've met before and stuff, I stayed in Ohio 4 or 5 days last time.)

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 10:36 pm 
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I don't really know how I feel about my job. On one hand it is a great opportunity to get my foot in the door and get some relevant experience, and it's pretty fun and right up my alley in a lot of ways... but idk, the fact that it's part time and I know I'm going to want to move on to a new job at some point makes it hard for me to stay motivated. I also just feel like it isn't the perfect fit for me; I'd prefer something that isn't constantly outdoors and doesn't leave me tired every day... I really would like an office job as long as it was the office of something that actually interests me.

Like, I want to keep a positive attitude and do a good job while I'm there but these things keep nagging at me and I don't know how to put them aside.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 8:18 am 
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Wry Bread wrote:
I'm really excited to go see Dark, but also a little nervous. We've been planning our next meet up for half a year, so part of me is scared that after all the hype I might end up being kind of a let-down. (Even though we've met before and stuff, I stayed in Ohio 4 or 5 days last time.)


You need to realize the both of you are extremely cute and things cannot be anything but rad as fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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After being rustled off yesterday because I'm being jerked around by management in regards to moving from the parking lot to the lumber department (and having to work to 11 PM last night), I came in to open this morning after less than 5 hours of sleep. Still a little stressed.

Then I find that, because I know I'm a bit lactose intolerant, and had a bowl of cereal this morning, with real milk, I can relieve a lot of stress by crop dusting the store. The best part is that I'm not making a lot of noise when I do it.

I want to get one of those cans of air freshener with the trigger type nozzle, put a zip tie on it, and pull it tight right before I toss it into someone's office.

Put me on an indefinite wait to get moved into the store and get the raise I was promised? This is war. Expect to find your filing cabinets shrink-wrapped.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:45 am 
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Dude that seriously blows. I hope they start getting serious about making good on their offer give you that promotion.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:38 pm 
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Terraem wrote:
Wry Bread wrote:
I'm really excited to go see Dark, but also a little nervous. We've been planning our next meet up for half a year, so part of me is scared that after all the hype I might end up being kind of a let-down. (Even though we've met before and stuff, I stayed in Ohio 4 or 5 days last time.)


You need to realize the both of you are extremely cute and things cannot be anything but rad as fuck.


she is cuter im large bear man witjh a heart of gold and made of bees

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:40 pm 
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Fuck it, I'll get sadistic. I'll shrink wrap everything in her office. Even the pens. Individually. Then I'll put them in the pen holder, and wrap that.

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