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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:28 pm 
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That's pretty cool. I like piano a lot myself. I find it really soothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:47 am 
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I think my favorite sassy shit thing to do is to use "some people" in order to mean "not you". For example, "Some people actually like to avoid being wrong."


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:11 am 
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I CANT EVEN GET PROPERLY FUCKING DRUNK AS PART OF DEPRESSION, WHAT DO I HAVWE TO DO, FREEBASE COCAINE BEFORE THIS FREAKISH GIANT BODY WILL ACCEPT IT AS A PROPER INTOXICANT?!!! YES, I AM FUCKING BIGGER THAN AVERAGE, IS THAT A GODDAMN MORTAL SIN?!

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:18 am 
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Jesus, man, calm down, you're ranting about inebriation

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:23 am 
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IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING BODY. BOOZE DOESNT WORK, POT DOESNT WORK. I JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT MY SHITTY FUCKING LIFE FOR A FEW HOURS IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!! BUT NO, ITS TOO BIG FOR EVERYTHING, IT JUST ABSORBS IT!!

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:53 am 
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Maybe a stronger beverage?

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:06 am 
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Maybe find ways to not be angry. As opposed to drinking yourself to death. Crazy, I know.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:59 pm 
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Also having an above average weight/height wouldn't have a huge impact on how drunk you might get. Considering how much you drink you've probably just become more alcohol tolerant. Dunno about the pot, though. Works differently on different people.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:12 am 
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I got completely drunk at a friend's house over the weekend, and I'm not exactly proud of it, but I somehow did really good in Super Mario 3D world because of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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I use the word "fag" or "faggot" a lot to describe people I don't like, or to mess with friends. I don't use it as an offensive word, more like Louis CK does in this joke, but I've noticed that I've actually offended some people by saying it, even after I explain that I didn't mean it as an offense to gay people. It's a word I need to work on not using anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:02 pm 
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Sometimes I worry I have a personality disorder but I can't go to a doctor


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Why can't you?


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:22 am 
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I only go to the forums on myfitnesspal because I enjoy seeing people who post wrong info getting ripped a new one.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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I have these very conflicting ideas of "think the best of everyone" and "trust no one". I'm pretty sure I've become a crazy person.

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