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Sarducar · **Joined:** Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:08 pm **Posts:** 911

That's pretty cool. I like piano a lot myself. I find it really soothing.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:47 am

I think my favorite sassy shit thing to do is to use "some people" in order to mean "not you". For example, "Some people actually like to avoid being wrong."

Tales · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:35 am

ever since somebody said i look a bit like a male natalia dormer i've fallen more in love with her

TheStranger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:11 am

I CANT EVEN GET PROPERLY FUCKING DRUNK AS PART OF DEPRESSION, WHAT DO I HAVWE TO DO, FREEBASE COCAINE BEFORE THIS FREAKISH GIANT BODY WILL ACCEPT IT AS A PROPER INTOXICANT?!!! YES, I AM FUCKING BIGGER THAN AVERAGE, IS THAT A GODDAMN MORTAL SIN?!

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

Jesus, man, calm down, you're ranting about inebriation

TheStranger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:23 am

IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING BODY. BOOZE DOESNT WORK, POT DOESNT WORK. I JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT MY SHITTY FUCKING LIFE FOR A FEW HOURS IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!! BUT NO, ITS TOO BIG FOR EVERYTHING, IT JUST ABSORBS IT!!

Toddv1997 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:53 am

Maybe a stronger beverage?

Dire · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:06 am

Maybe find ways to not be angry. As opposed to drinking yourself to death. Crazy, I know.

Vax · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:59 pm

Also having an above average weight/height wouldn't have a huge impact on how drunk you might get. Considering how much you drink you've probably just become more alcohol tolerant. Dunno about the pot, though. Works differently on different people.

Anna-aurion · **Joined:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:57 am **Posts:** 1747

I got completely drunk at a friend's house over the weekend, and I'm not exactly proud of it, but I somehow did really good in Super Mario 3D world because of it.

The Nightman · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:41 pm

I use the word "fag" or "faggot" a lot to describe people I don't like, or to mess with friends. I don't use it as an offensive word, more like Louis CK does in this joke, but I've noticed that I've actually offended some people by saying it, even after I explain that I didn't mean it as an offense to gay people. It's a word I need to work on not using anymore.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Sometimes I worry I have a personality disorder but I can't go to a doctor

Ersatz · **Joined:** Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:52 pm **Posts:** 2278

Why can't you?

D-vid · **Posted:** Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:22 am

I only go to the forums on myfitnesspal because I enjoy seeing people who post wrong info getting ripped a new one.

Perplexate · **Posted:** Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:45 am

I have these very conflicting ideas of "think the best of everyone" and "trust no one". I'm pretty sure I've become a crazy person.

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