AWKWARD ZOMBIE

granted. right before he corrups me he dies.


I wish there were vending masheens everywere.

Granted, but you're a hobo and can only slobber on them as you have no cheddar. And live In a box. LAUGH AT THE BOXMAN!

I wish my computer didn't suck.

Granted. Now it blows.
I wish there was a Mii fighting game.

Da da da daaaaa!
You got THE PAGE!
Put THE PAGE away in the ITEMS pocket.

Granted. but when your mii dies in the game, it gets deleted of the Mii Channel.

I wish more people would visit my blog.

Granted, it's hacked. (Also, thanks for the info on that virus!)

I wish air freshener actually did it's job.

Granted. The air in your house now smells like crap.
bodaciously.
(Thank you. I'm glad I could help)

I wish I could play guitar better.

Granted, but now all guitars you touch explode on contact.

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot here.

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish that I could decide...

(Vagueness ftw?)

Granted, but now you have a definite opinion on everything and you can't compromise.

I wish I didn't think reading /x/ before bed was a good idea

Granted, but now you're not wearing any pants.

I wish that the best part of waking up was Folgers in my cup.

Granted, but now you have nothing else to look forward to. In fact, the rest of your day is terrible.

I wish I could work more hours at my job.

Granted, now your job is very boring.

I wish Valve And Universal Studios would come out with a feature length TF2 Movie that didn't suck, was a box office hit, was in no way bad, and I, and the entire human race, would all exist.

Granted, but you can't afford a ticket..



i wish the awesome live-action Zelda trailer that was last year's video game april fool's prank was for a REAL Zelda movie of equally epic proportions.

(look it up. the trailer was gorgeous)

Granted, but it sucks, isn't a box office hit, was in every way bad, and you, and the entire human race, stopped existing.


I, too, wish to stop existing.

Granted, but the whole world goes into mourning.

I wish I totally didn't just realise that one thing and now understand everything and feel bad for that one guy but I don't like him why is this happening.