AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I would return your calls if you ever called me. :C

Mom has been doing nothing but watching conspiracy theory videos all month.

She's been brainwashed by the Conspiracy Theorist's plot to create an army of gullible fools to overthrow the government.
Oh, and she is VERY LOUD when she starts talking about it.

Just spilled a jar of my favorite paint on my favorite pair of pants.
RIP in piece Nuln Oil
2015-2016

I've been trying to implement a self-cleaning texture cache leveraging the garbage collector in my game for a week but I can't make it work and I don't know what the problem is.

Thank you Blitz for making me cry over a pair of goddamn pants.

I ended up staying up until 4 AM playing games with someone and now my sleeping schedule is all messed up.

At least I don't have any life obligations and/or responsibilities, I guess.

We haven't had anything to do at work for more than two hours.

I am not the only one who says "sleeping schedule"! Hurray!
Anyway, to fix that I stay awake until 8-10 hours before I want to wake up in the morning. Although that can mean either waking up sleepy or staying awake for 24 hours, it is worth it. Trust me. You'll be tired and ready to go to bed. Just don't go to bed early. Stay awake until the proper time.

Been there, done that, ended up oversleeping for fourteen hours.

It's a vicious cycle.

Then do it fourteen hours before you want to wake up. Whatever makes your body pop flyin'. Or set the alarm. 10 hours and then the alarm can wake me up.

It is weird. There is a specific length of time away where, after a certain point, I'll only have four hours of sleep, and after that, I end up with way too much sleep.
If I get too little sleep, I can't just fall back to sleep to catch up on the missing hours unless I am presently ill. So I'm stuck awake for the entire time I am normally awake.

I have to say, daycare and whatnot from forever ago was a huge pain with having to lie down in a dark room for an hour during daily nap times. Or, if feeling unwell, I'd be impossible to wake up if I did fall asleep.

God daisies being paralyzed by anxiety just because I have 2 whole unfamiliar things to do today that aren't even difficult or unusual

That's my anxiety, and I politely request you send it back resealed in its original packaging.

I keep trying to throw it out of the house but it's sticking to me, like toilet paper on a shoe. With chewing gum on it.

For some reason, my cat thinks it's funny to play in the litter box whenever I clean it and put fresh litter in it. As a result, there's litter all over the place.

I wish I knew where we put the litter box with the cover on it.