AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I feel highly egotistical at some times and very self-deprecating at others.

I could've switched back to contacts a long time ago, but I keep wearing glasses because they are so strong, when I look at myself, I appear a whole lot more delicate than I actually am.

I like the preview images that official websites for a VN will use.

Applied for a single job and now I'm terrified of what they'll think of me. I guess that means I really hope I get it, it does sound like a nice job. It's at the zoo, where I could be developing children's programs and such.

Of course I need to be applying for more places but this is a good start.

I'm realizing that I apparently really like kicks to the face because every time I imagine someone getting hit the very first thing I think of for how they get hit is a kick to the face. Annoying person? Kick to the face. My mom being sexist? Kick to the face. Getting embarrassed over past me? Better kick myself in the face. I've even practiced high kicks to test the validity of kicking someone directly in the face, and pondered the pros and cons of kicking someone in the face muay thai style, taekwondo style, or sweet chin music style.

AFAIK it can be pretty devastating if you manage to land it, but your target can usually see it coming pretty easily and missing it, or worse getting blocked leaves you completely open.

Yeah it's definitely a high-risk move and in a real fight it should never be used, I know that. But some people are not so skilled fighters... and needing of a foot to the face.

I am probably too young to be on these forums.

I wouldn't worry about it. I was here during the peak of age and content controversy here. (I think, unless there was another incident.)
You're good, kid.

I mean, you're risking that everyone can see your panties underneath that dress...

Sensible people wear shorts when they wear a dress and plan on kicking someone right in their big dumb stupid face.
But even if they didn't, the view would be blocked. By a foot. To the face.

Just kick them again for having the audacity to look under your dress.

Hey, remember that scene in Drive when he kicked that guy in the face?

Oi Sceb, you could always enroll in the Kazuchika Okada School for Dropkicking Dudes Real Good.

The New Japan Dojo? If you want to have your limbs broken that badly, just jump into moving traffic. NJPW chews whitey up and spits them out