AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was going to Baptist churches for 21 years and my fap material is pretty tame.

Religion generally has little bearing on what you end up tugging it to, unless there's some underlying psychological issues connected with it.

jesus is my fursona

Never trust Baptists. I left my book at one of their hospitals, and somebody picked it up and didn't even take it to the lost and found.

I'll take "Sentences I Never Imagined I'd Ever Hear In My Life" for $500, Alex.



Nice job stereotyping there.

rule #74 of AZ: never take Barabba seriously

besides its not like "Baptist" or "Presbyterian" hospitals are actually staffed by solely those denominations.

In my experience if you leave something lying around you're asking to lose it. For the most part people actually try to be helpful but more often than not it just ends up forgotten. The lost and found at my job is quickly growing larger and larger every day, phones, bicycles, car keys, it's a wonder how people find their way hone.

I want to clarify that my mind skipped a beat and completely misunderstood the context of the previous conversation and went from freaky sex to freaky murder

Potayto, potahto.

Sex kills, or didn't you know? All porn stars are actually required to be immortal in order to avoid it.

It kind of terrifies me thinking about how many STIs they've probably contracted/given.

The porn industry is actually fairly clean and porn stars are tested often. Anyone with a life long STI/D is banned from the industry.

I kind of just want to vanish from the face of the earth again, I'm feeling too bad about too many things that I want to go on.

I haven't gone to my Geometry or Statistics classes for the last four lessons or so because I sincerely hate them. The only reason I took them in the first place is so that I'm prepared to take the NES(aptitude test for educators) for math and get credentials to teach it, which will supposedly help me get a job as a teacher. Except I don't want to teach math, I want to teach music.

I'm afraid of befriending new guy friends. They tend to develop really big crushes on me and make me uncomfortable and sad that I cannot make them pop flyin' like that, and no matter what I'll do after I reject them, some of them still choose to acknowledge me with disdain as the girl who friend zoned them. What they don't understand is that I really would rather have a friend.

I also am squeamish about getting girl friends because I tend to be disdainful to them because I think the conversations we have are so boring type of make up? Complexion issues? David Tennant and other celebrities that we have no hope of getting with? Who cares? Although, I'm sure it's just the type of people I've been talking with, and I haven't been meeting the type that I get along with the best, so there is that.