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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:49 pm 
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I kind of wish I could go back in time and visit myself in high school and just be like "Dude. No. Stop. Your girlfriend obviously doesn't want to cuddle right now. Stop trying to make it happen. That girl is clearly just using you, idiot. God why are you so dumb."

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:54 pm 
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Man, I wish I had a girlfriend in high school. Or a friend. I didn't have any friends in high school.

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I wish I didn't have a girlfriend in high school.

It was a weird relationship that, in hindsight, I would have been better off without.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:33 pm 
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you guys should have asked i had like four i wasnt using

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Im glad I didnt have a girlfriend in high school, lets just say I didnt give off the best impression in those days

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:01 pm 
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you guys should have asked i had like four i wasnt using


Hahahhaha, man, you are just great.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:28 pm 
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Well, there was this girl who was all friendly and brushing my cheek with her hand and tousling my hair, and people were like, "You should ask her out!" but I was like, "I don't have cheddar."

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Dude, 90% of the time, "dating" in high school just means that there is an increased chance of nudity and smooching in that person's presence. Financial obligations don't set in for most people until you're trying to date as an adult. Theeeeen it kinda sucks for the guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:35 pm 
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maybe asking her out involved a fee

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:43 pm 
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Nah, she gave me her number for free and everything. I then gave her the weirdest text conversation ever, and that's all that became of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:03 pm 
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There are a multitude of reasons I never dated in high school but after seeing someone I hadn't seen since graduation at work the other day she asked if me and my friend were still "together" and my reaction was basically just :psyduck:

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:50 am 
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the biggest reason i never dated anyone in high school, and continue not to, is because i'm severely socially inept and it takes a very long time after the fact for me to go "oh shit that was flirting, they were flirting, goddamn it"

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:28 am 
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I didn't date in high school mostly because I was so dang busy all the time trying to keep up with my workload and not letting my grades slip into the gutter.

As a consequence I didn't socialize outside of the campus itself very much at all since any free time I did have I devoted to rest. And even during school days people usually didn't talk to me unless it had to do with an assignment or something.
I don't think I was unpopular exactly, my ranking I think was more like "oh yeah Katie? yeah she's nice. never talks tho", at least from what I remember.

What's funny is that the reason I wasn't much of a talker in high school wasn't so much because of shyness, but because I couldn't follow most conversations due to my shitty hearing.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:31 am 
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Lone wolf 5ever. I've never taken an interest at dating and I doubt that'll change anytime soon.

Doesn't help that I usually avoid social encounters in general.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:50 am 
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I think I didn't have any friends because of a piece of advice I got:
"If someone's picking on you, just block them out."
Then I imagined that people would look at me reading at lunch or sitting alone, and go "Nerrrrrrd."
They may have, they may have not, point is I trapped myself in my head while thinking all those people were mean.

Or maybe it was because I'm fat and poor.

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