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 Post subject: Oh, God, they never end
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 3:57 pm 
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Try that with Shazza.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 12:31 am 
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I have an impeccable ability to have people open up to me about their darkest secrets in a short period of time of knowing them.

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 Post subject: TORNADO DDT, BLAZING ARROW, FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 2:44 am 
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I don't like being hugged. As a kid I would actively tell people not to hug me, but recently I decided to suck it up and take it like a man.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 6:29 am 
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I'm getting very angry at people lately. It seems that everything most people do is worthless(including me) or actively obstructing progress. There are so many pressing issues and they're fighting over basketball, or girlfriends, or something equally insignificant compared to the possible extinction of the human race through global warming or other issues.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 2:42 pm 
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I envy people who can constantly stay busy and productive. Getting something done is the exception for me, not the norm, and I hate the fact that I struggle so much with motivation.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 7:14 pm 
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I spend too much time on these forums refreshing the page to see all of TurboPunz avatars

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 9:27 pm 
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Some days, the very concept of being human sickens me to a level of my own being I didnt know existed

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 10:03 pm 
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I get the Ice-T and the Ice Cube mixed up a lot.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 11:27 pm 
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I am not close to my family, but watching them age and grow old fills me with a dread stronger than any I have ever known

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:48 am 
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I envy people who can constantly stay busy and productive. Getting something done is the exception for me, not the norm, and I hate the fact that I struggle so much with motivation.

yeah. i know that feeling.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:54 pm 
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I am trying to Roleplay in an online game, but that mostly ends in me arguing with this one person because no character they've met before in game story is talking.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:35 pm 
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I couldn't sleep all night, got up because I didn't want to lie around anymore.
I wanted to get up and put on my shoes, go outside. Get away from this appartement. Get away from the repetitiveness.
It's always the same, every day. Day in, day out. Day in, day out. I am going crazy.

Something seems to have snapped - this is good. Something has to change - now.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:33 pm 
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I'm supposed to be the main investigator in a game in which you have two people are trying to sabotage the ship. There are certain things they can do and different effects on them that you can use to tip you off. I was asked to follow one person, and gave 4 different energy counts, none of which I'm sure of. I'm horrible at this. On the plus side I proved she was guilty by punching her then healing her, with no message about healing a disease she should have gotten from an event. Special tracking skills: 0 Punching in face:1

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 Post subject: The very definition of hardcore
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:31 am 
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You know how some popcorn brands say not to press the popcorn button on the microwave to heat their product?

I ALWAYS use the popcorn button.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:50 am 
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