AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Try that with Shazza.

I have an impeccable ability to have people open up to me about their darkest secrets in a short period of time of knowing them.

I don't like being hugged. As a kid I would actively tell people not to hug me, but recently I decided to suck it up and take it like a man.

I'm getting very angry at people lately. It seems that everything most people do is worthless(including me) or actively obstructing progress. There are so many pressing issues and they're fighting over basketball, or girlfriends, or something equally insignificant compared to the possible extinction of the human race through global warming or other issues.

I envy people who can constantly stay busy and productive. Getting something done is the exception for me, not the norm, and I hate the fact that I struggle so much with motivation.

Some days, the very concept of being human sickens me to a level of my own being I didnt know existed

I get the Ice-T and the Ice Cube mixed up a lot.

I am not close to my family, but watching them age and grow old fills me with a dread stronger than any I have ever known

yeah. i know that feeling.

I am trying to Roleplay in an online game, but that mostly ends in me arguing with this one person because no character they've met before in game story is talking.

I couldn't sleep all night, got up because I didn't want to lie around anymore.
I wanted to get up and put on my shoes, go outside. Get away from this appartement. Get away from the repetitiveness.
It's always the same, every day. Day in, day out. Day in, day out. I am going crazy.

Something seems to have snapped - this is good. Something has to change - now.

I'm supposed to be the main investigator in a game in which you have two people are trying to sabotage the ship. There are certain things they can do and different effects on them that you can use to tip you off. I was asked to follow one person, and gave 4 different energy counts, none of which I'm sure of. I'm horrible at this. On the plus side I proved she was guilty by punching her then healing her, with no message about healing a disease she should have gotten from an event. Special tracking skills: 0 Punching in face:1

You know how some popcorn brands say not to press the popcorn button on the microwave to heat their product?

I ALWAYS use the popcorn button.

Ooooooh snap.