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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:33 am 
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I've realized that I tend to form opinions of myself entirely based on comparing myself against others, and I've probably come off pretty rude to people on occasion. I ask to see people's art, for example, often just to make sure I'm more talented, or I compare height or I bring up standardized test scores or I try to arm-wrestle or something.

Brief egotistical moment: this is made worse by the fact that it seems to always come out in my favor.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:45 am 
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I know the feel.
But I was in a town where the extent of most peoples' talent was throwing a football really far or making an airtight weld. So it was never really clear to me whether I was just that fuckin' awesome, or if I was actually okay at most things, and everyone else just really sucked.


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 Post subject: I just really want to be a dad someday
PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:26 pm 
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I have this weird fantasy of being visited by my daughter(who doesn't actually exist yet in any capacity) from the future and just having her say, "You're going to be freaking awesome dad, I love you. Also time travel exists."

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:39 pm 
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I want JoJo underwear

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:57 pm 
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I also want JoJo underwear

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:47 pm 
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Do the JoJo's even wear underwear?

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:38 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 2:18 am 
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I have this weird fantasy of being visited by my daughter(who doesn't actually exist yet in any capacity) from the future and just having her say, "You're going to be freaking awesome dad, I love you. Also time travel exists."

That's funny, I also have fantasies of your daughter traveling back through time to tell me I'm an awesome dad.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 6:42 am 
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Do the JoJo's even wear underwear?

They do - unless you count socks as underwear too. There are like 5 characters who wear socks, and around 3 of them are only from a temporary outfit.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 7:07 am 
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God, Jotaro, put on your fucking socks. You're disgusting.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:53 pm 
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Koichi can't even put his on right! How lame.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 3:57 pm 
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YCobb wrote:
I've realized that I tend to form opinions of myself entirely based on comparing myself against others, and I've probably come off pretty rude to people on occasion. I ask to see people's art, for example, often just to make sure I'm more talented, or I compare height or I bring up standardized test scores or I try to arm-wrestle or something.

Brief egotistical moment: this is made worse by the fact that it seems to always come out in my favor.

I get this, in a sense, it's more like I'm just normally interacting with people and my mind takes the conversation and tries to turn it into a comparison for a pissing contest.

Only, even if I do "win" my mind likes to point out how I'm probably worse than them in some other way.

Basically it's just a way for my mind to bully me by saying "they have a higher GPA, they have a job, they have the guy you're crushing on, they're better at video games" etc.

It doesn't really get to me other than the fact that it's just constant and kinda wears me down.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:33 pm 
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I'm really concerned that I don't have any actual friends other than Brock from Cockfighting Society. I mean, I have folks I talk to now and then when I see them, but no one to actually hang out and make plans with.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2014 9:24 pm 
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I like playing social games and stuff where a lot of what happens is dictated by players, but I don't like when every organized group has 50 different things you have to wade through to do anything with. This one game sounded really cool but the guild thingy I started out in was really specific about what to do and I felt like I wasn't really playing, so I quit. I guess if I went through all of that maybe there would be something more interesting, but it just bothers me how quickly everything you do becomes scripted by others.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2014 10:55 pm 
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Anno 2070 has a system like what you might be interested in.

Be advised you'll have to download the Uplay launcher though

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