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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:58 am 
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I've been thinking about going on a liquid diet because I have no idea how that would work out in the long run.


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That can't be good unless you somehow fit all soups into the liquid category.

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can't i just get a blender?


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liquid diet => liquid shits
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:00 am 
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well i can't chew my food properly anymore and i'm hungry

i guess i could just eat what people with false teeth eat

i'm sure that's close enough

edit: i looked up what i should eat

i have a choice of 4 different things and hate 2 of them

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:09 am 
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Drink soup nachal, the ones with the small soft vegies, and you can crush up ramen noodles so it's little noodly bits.
The broth can be very filling.

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I might try tomato soup one day but that'll be it.

I just wish I could see a doctor or something but my mom won't let me.

When I actually did see a doctor I didn't feel I was taken very seriously.

You'd think having a part of your jaw missing would be serious but maybe not.


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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
If you drink nothing but tomato soup you'll turn red.

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DO NOT GO ON A LIQUID DIET YOU WILL HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKING AWFUL

LIQUID DIETS ARE THE FUCKING WORST

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If it's anything like what I had to eat when i got my wisdom teeth out you'll hate everything after 48 hours of lucidity.

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Guys I think the only reason she;s considering going on a liquid diet is because there's something horribly wrong with her mouth and this is the only thing she can think of doing out of desperation.

Nacha have you tried talking to your father, or perhaps a nurse at whatever school you may go to?

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Nacha have you tried talking to your father, or perhaps a nurse at whatever school you may go to?


That isn't my dad's job

and I'm 2 cool 4 skool 8)


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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I suppose going to the doctors by yourself is out of the question huh?

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