AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[23:12] La Trennicus: Geez
[23:12] La Trennicus: I thought you liked our conversations
[23:13] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: How did you get that from
[23:13] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
'Why're you keeping me up so late?!'
'Can I go to bed now?'
wut
[23:13] La Trennicus: So
[23:15] La Trennicus: You.. don`t like?
[23:16] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Don't like what
[23:16] La Trennicus: Conversations
[23:16] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
How did you get that from
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
'Why're you keeping me up so late?!'
'Can I go to bed now?'
wut
[23:16] La Trennicus: So
[23:17] La Trennicus: Uh
[23:17] La Trennicus: I`m confused.
[23:17] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: you're reading between the lines
[23:17] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Stop it
[23:17] La Trennicus: I can`t help it. D:
[23:17] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: I know, you're a woman
[23:17] La Trennicus: WOO!
[23:17] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: but I'm a man
[23:17] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: and what a man.
[23:18] La Trennicus: AND WHAT A MAN
[23:18] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: and when we say something
[23:18] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: there's nothing in between
[23:18] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: We don't have an evil shedual hidden between there like you people.
[23:18] La Trennicus: You might.
[23:18] La Trennicus: YOU NEVER KNOW.
[23:18] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Actually I would know.
[23:18] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: and I'm telling you no.
[23:19] La Trennicus: Oh well
[23:19] La Trennicus: You admitted I was a woman
[23:19] La Trennicus: I`m good with that.
[23:19] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: I've called you a woman serveral times tonight.
[23:19] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Sooo
[23:19] La Trennicus: *twice
[23:19] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: So you counted
[23:19] La Trennicus: It`s important
[23:19] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Not really.
[23:19] La Trennicus: To me it is. D:
[23:19] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Why?
[23:20] La Trennicus: .. I don`t know
[23:20] La Trennicus: Just is.
[23:20] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Pretty sure that time you spazzed saying you're not a man
[23:20] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: I figured it out.
[23:20] La Trennicus: +clap+
[23:20] La Trennicus: pop flyin'
[23:21] La Trennicus: pop flyin' pants am I.
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Only men are pop flyin'
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: You've changed my mind.
[23:21] La Trennicus: WTF!?
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Females are terrible spawns from the depths of hell
[23:21] La Trennicus: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON`T LIKE OUR CONVERSATIONS!?
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Brough here to bring pain and destruction on all that is male.
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Yes.
[23:21] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Shut up bitch.
[23:22] ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain.: Make me a Sandwich
[23:22] La Trennicus: Y-
[23:22] La Trennicus: Yes, sir.

[4:48:15 PM] Yeili: I can't be a pedophile if we're the same age
[4:53:07 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I can.
[4:53:24 PM] Water: Anything is possible!
[4:53:35 PM] Defenestrator2.0: If you just use your imagination!
[4:53:37 PM] Water: Adventuuuuuuuuuurrrrree!

[6:13:51 PM] Unbalanced: Okay nevermind I'm back
[6:13:56 PM] Unbalanced: God I hate it when my brother does that
[6:14:03 PM] Vann Tango: How can we be sure you're really you?
[6:14:06 PM] Vann Tango: And not your brother?
[6:14:23 PM] Unbalanced: No, I always log off
[6:14:25 PM] Vann Tango: QUICK! Say something only Unbalanced would say!
[6:14:32 PM] Unbalanced: I'M A upstanding member of society
[6:14:37 PM] Vann Tango: Okay, he's legit.

Knife Firing Fun (7:37:08 PM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (7:37:14 PM): I thought you were jewish
Ferret Buccaneer (7:37:21 PM): ...no
Knife Firing Fun (7:37:25 PM): REALLY?
Ferret Buccaneer (7:37:34 PM): NO.

Knife Firing Fun (7:42:02 PM): are you sure you're not jewish
Ferret Buccaneer (7:42:05 PM): Yes.
Knife Firing Fun (7:42:12 PM): positive?
Ferret Buccaneer (7:42:17 PM): Absolutely.
Knife Firing Fun (7:42:20 PM): >:

[9:12:16 PM] Maxy: The man-bits are not open to the pubic, Lyra

[10:52:47 PM] Mister_Mod: how'd she keep her identity secret for so long, anyway?
[10:53:39 PM] Übermensch: "Bend over and I'll show ya"

[6:24:39 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: Things you can say about your computer and not your girlfriend.
[6:24:53 PM] Three Dog: So zetta slow.
[6:24:58 PM] Unbalanced: I want a thinner one
[6:25:04 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I have a computer.
[6:25:09 PM] Unbalanced: ...ROFL
[6:25:14 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland:
[6:25:21 PM] Three Dog: Did you save the coupon?
[6:25:39 PM] Unbalanced: It's too hot
[6:26:03 PM] Unbalanced: No
[6:26:04 PM] Unbalanced: wait
[6:26:09 PM] Unbalanced: I can turn my computer on
[6:26:25 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I know what buttons to push
[6:26:46 PM] Three Dog: Might have a virus?
[6:26:49 PM] Three Dog: Okay I got nothing.
[6:26:52 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: No wait!
[6:27:01 PM] Unbalanced: I understand computers
[6:27:22 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer lets me into it...
[6:27:45 PM] Three Dog: Niiiiice.
[6:28:18 PM] Three Dog: My computer does what I tell it to? Shit I really got nothing.
[6:28:26 PM] Unbalanced: I buy things for my computer
[6:28:28 PM] Übermensch: I've watched the intro to LotRs atleast 3 times in a row now...
[6:28:56 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer listens to my voice commands.
[6:29:23 PM] Unbalanced: I can put my floppy into a computer and it wont complain
[6:29:37 PM] Übermensch: gross
[6:29:58 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: Even if my computer says no, I'll find a way in.
[6:30:04 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: Oh wait.
[6:30:10 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I can say that about women.
[6:30:37 PM] Three Dog: My computer goes to sleep when we're done instead of wanting to talk about it.
[6:30:45 PM] Unbalanced: Nice
[6:31:16 PM] Unbalanced: My computer lets me talk to girls
[6:31:20 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I can buy new computers.
[6:31:50 PM] Maxy: ...
[6:31:56 PM] Maxy: I drew it but it turned into a spam dump
[6:32:36 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I can take the case of my computer and it just lies there.
[6:32:44 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: off*
[6:33:02 PM] Unbalanced: My computer gives me porn
[6:33:26 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer does stuff.
[6:34:07 PM] Unbalanced: My computer connects to other people
[6:34:26 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I can play with my computer.
[6:35:07 PM] Unbalanced: My computer knows how to do math
[6:35:23 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer can think logic.
[6:35:52 PM] Übermensch: My computer can play Crysis.
[6:36:07 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer is mine.
[6:36:07 PM] Unbalanced: My computer plays video games
[6:36:15 PM] Maxy: My computer holds several MMOs
[6:36:36 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: My computer got an processor.
[6:38:28 PM] Unbalanced: If you feel the back, my computer will blow you.
[6:38:35 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: I can play chess with my computer and lose.

[11:04:25 PM] Lyrdown: "It... really sounds like an excuse to do the hanky panky..."
[11:04:27 PM] Maxy: I dripped all over the floor

[1:49:06 PM] Lyrdown: DO IT STAR
[1:49:06 PM] Xestev: BUT IT'S A METROID!

[1:50:21 PM] Amanda: she's apparently 32
[1:50:22 PM] Lyrdown: "Hot."

[1:52:55 PM] Übermensch: ok, back to getting raped.
[1:52:59 PM] Lyrdown: WHAT.
[1:53:00 PM] Trennicus: Wht
[1:53:03 PM] Xestev: THIS TOPIC IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

[2:21:36 PM] Übermensch: Heheh... Tren doesn't like weiners... heheh... dangly parts....
[2:21:38 PM] Xestev: Sounds like my grandmother on a hot summer day.

[3:08:41 PM] Lyrdown: It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, all the girls in the world and Kevin Throbbing went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and all the girls in the world hit Kevin Throbbing in his penis with a big sexy iceball. It hurt a lot, but all the girls in the world facebattled it retardedly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.
[3:08:52 PM] Puddin': BEST SNOW FIGHT EVER
[3:08:52 PM] The Big Cheese!: fucking ow my dick
[3:08:56 PM] Lyrdown: COCK SHOT!
[3:08:57 PM] The Big Cheese!: but
[3:08:57 PM] The Big Cheese!: hey
[3:08:59 PM] Puddin': kevin versus every girl ever
[3:09:05 PM] The Big Cheese!: AND PENIS facebattling AFTERWARDS
[3:09:06 PM] Lyrdown: they facebattled your penis
[3:09:12 PM] Lyrdown: indeed
[3:09:15 PM] The Big Cheese!: RETARDED facebattling
[3:09:17 PM] Vann Tango: I lost so bad.
[3:09:19 PM] Lyrdown: "We'll make a really manly snow man!" all the girls in the world said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kevin Throbbing said. "That would be more gay and politically correct."
[3:09:20 PM] Puddin': lyra this means you facebattled kevin's dick
[3:09:24 PM] Lyrdown: ...FUCK
[3:09:25 PM] Lyrdown: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[3:09:27 PM] Lyrdown: so did you
[3:09:30 PM] Unbalanced: Hah
[3:09:31 PM] Puddin': i always do
[3:09:35 PM] The Big Cheese!: hot
[3:09:35 PM] Ame: DUN DUN DUUUHN
[3:09:37 PM] Unbalanced: Gay and politically correct
[3:09:37 PM] Puddin': c;
[3:09:42 PM] The Big Cheese!: ;D
[3:09:43 PM] Lyrdown:
"I know," all the girls in the world said. "We can make a snow teenager. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up strangely and made a funny snow teenager. all the girls in the world put on a pants for the tongue. The teenager was almost as big as Kevin Throbbing.
[3:09:43 PM] Vann Tango: xD
[3:09:45 PM] Puddin': I LOST
[3:09:47 PM] Shaggy: D:
[3:09:58 PM] The Big Cheese!: ALMOST AS BIG
[3:09:58 PM] Lyrdown:
"It looks erotic," all the girls in the world said drunkenly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Kevin Throbbing said and held up a stupid Ody's goose. "I found this in the movie theatre." He put the Ody's goose onto the teenager's head.
[3:10:10 PM] Ame: I bet.
[3:10:10 PM] The Big Cheese!: THATS NO GOOSE
[3:10:17 PM] Lyrdown: THAT'S HIS WIFE
[3:10:19 PM] Yeili: It's a space station?
[3:10:21 PM] Ame: Geese!
[3:10:22 PM] Puddin': ody why was your goose in the movie threater?
[3:10:25 PM] Ame: Ame shakes fist
[3:10:26 PM] The Big Cheese!: Enjoying a movie
[3:10:27 PM | Edited 3:10:30 PM] The Big Cheese!: gosh
[3:10:28 PM] Lyrdown:
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the teenager, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a woman on her very first lesbian date.

Kevin Throbbing screamed throbbingly and ran but the snow teenager chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow teenager raped him smartly.
[3:10:39 PM] Shaggy: ok, seriously, I'm gone now. Bye people
[3:10:42 PM] Puddin': i know that's what i do on my first lesbian date
[3:10:46 PM] Ame: Seeya.
[3:10:49 PM] Puddin': TRENNICUS GRR GRRRRR
[3:10:51 PM] Lyrdown: YOU WERE RAPED BY A SNOW TEENAGER
[3:10:53 PM] Vann Tango: Kevin Throbbin screamed throbbingly.
[3:10:59 PM] Ody: WHERE'S TRENNICUS. GRR.
[3:11:00 PM] The Big Cheese!: So I'm being raped by Trennicus as a snowman?
[3:11:06 PM] Puddin': no!
[3:11:07 PM] The Big Cheese!: I like where this is going
[3:11:11 PM] Lyrdown: oh god
[3:11:14 PM] Puddin': i wanna fill this out now
[3:11:15 PM] Ame: I bet you do.
[3:11:16 PM] Lyrdown: I;m laughing so hard I'm crying'
[3:11:18 PM] Lyrdown: "Nobody does that to my little Kinky Butts," all the girls in the world screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow teenager through the ear. It fell down and all the girls in the world kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
[3:11:19 PM] Puddin': I'm going to use water as my protagonist
[3:11:23 PM] Puddin': I think that'll be funny
[3:11:26 PM] The Big Cheese!: noo D:
[3:11:28 PM] The Big Cheese!: trenny ;-;
[3:11:29 PM] Vann Tango: Kinky Butts.
[3:11:29 PM] Lyrdown: MY LITTLE KINKY BUTTS
[3:11:43 PM] Lyrdown: "You saved me!" Kevin Throbbing said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Ody's goose lay in the yard until a loudly child picked it up and took it home.
[3:11:43 PM] Puddin': that's my new nickname for you
[3:11:47 PM] Lyrdown: Dark?
[3:11:56 PM] Puddin': My little kinky butts
[3:12:02 PM] The Big Cheese!: I wonder if I can get Bunyip to call me Kinky Butts

Nin says:
So.
I'm 13 bucks richer. =o
Sean [Mangelina Jolie] says:
You dirty whore.

La Trennicus says:
Oh
Wanna see what I can do with my mouth?
Ashley says:
...
La Trennicus says:
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr32 ... talent.jpg
Get it?
Ashley says:
not yet
La Trennicus says:
I can take pictures with my mouth
Ashley says:
lawl
awsm

Odyssey1319 (8:01:24 PM): THIS.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:01:31 PM): I CAN'T DO THAT D:
Odyssey1319 (8:01:37 PM): HOLY SHIT YOUR FONT IS PIXELLY.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:01:43 PM): NO DUH SHERLOCK
Odyssey1319 (8:01:54 PM): CAN I DO WEIRD THINGS TO IT?
Ferret Buccaneer (8:02:00 PM): Like what?
Odyssey1319 (8:02:06 PM): ;D
Odyssey1319 (8:02:11 PM): *whisper whisper*

The Big Cheese: Heh...diddly diddly doo diddler
Shaggy: AHH, the Riddlers retarded counsin, THE Did--*really loud burp*
The Big Cheese: Best batman villian ever
All: *laughing*
The Big Cheese: I feel more american now
Trennicus: W-what am I supposed to feel then?
The Big Cheese: MORE AMERICAN

[8:25:19 PM] Salem The Starwinger: "Salem gave NATU a Pokebloc."

"NATU approached Salem."
[8:25:51 PM] Übermensch: hi

<Duchess_Axel> To me, Wife Swap would be more interesting if there was that inflatable battle station with those two stands you stand on and try to push the other person off with one of those sticks.
<Duchess_Axel> And it should be between the two wives at the end of the episode.
<Duchess_Axel> And winner gets $50.

<TimesynthAzrael> I never really watch TV either, I just stream some shows and films I like ;P
<Duchess_Axel> They should run through like 15 inflatable obstacle courses, and for every single one they get through they get $100.
<Duchess_Axel> And if they bitch about it, they only get $50
<TimesynthAzrael> YES
<TimesynthAzrael> they should make it more entertaining XD
<TimesynthAzrael> at the moment it's just a futile exercise of shouting, screaming and assinine behaviour.
<Duchess_Axel> So, it's like the Surreal Life only with less Transgenders