AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Not in a trilby. And that's the type of Fedora that is associated with this. (because apparently hats have sub-categories)

Or Humphrey Bogart, yeah.

no shut up they make you look like a chivalrous stallion m'lady

I remember when I was into the fedora craze years ago, I got it cause I saw Casablanca for the first time and was like "I want to be a smooth motherfucker like that".

but you'll always be a little rough on the edges ;)

confession: I totally used to wear one of those shitty walmart fedora trillbies

the shame I brought upon my family lasts to this day

Problem is that you arent Humphrey Bogart. This whole thing wouldnt be an issue if more people were Humphrey Bogart.

Actually, I can respect someone who just says "You know what, fuck what people think, I like this hat and Im going to wear it". Thats admirable. It just pisses me off when you see a guy who's completely caught up in some ridiculous escapism and honestly thinks wearing a shitty mass produced piece of felt makes him look sophisticated or cool. Wearing something because you're trying to cultivate a delusional persona just makes you look pathetic.

Well my thing is, you have to have the right face for hats. >80% of the people that wear those trilbies don't have the right face shape for them. Sure, it's easier than a full-brim Fedora, but still. If you need to wear a ~gentleman's hat~ get one that fucking fits your face.

(I'm not bothering with the "and dress to match" bit, because I'm pretty sure that virtually every person on this forum who would be reading this has made that complaint themselves.)

walmart hat confessions

I used to a wear a $2 bucket hat when I had several pounds of jew fro

I own a real nice fedora that was my dad's when he was a kid and super into Idiana Jones. I'd be upset that fedoras have such a bad reputation now, except A] I'd look like a douhe wearing it no matter what, B] it's not a dumb trilby which is what has actually had its reputation ruined, and C] it doesn't even fit me anymore.

I'll just pass it on to my kid whenever they go through their Indiana Jones phase.

Same. Though I only bought it cause I had bad sunburn on my head.

Hey i remember that.
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i usually post stuff here i wouldn't on twitter and vice versa

I had a friend who was exactly like those stereotypical "all women hate me, but the ones who ask me out aren't hot enough" kind of guys. He took the gentleman classy thing to a whole new level. He wrote sonnets, and preferred top hats to trilbys/fedoras.

I won't buy a game on Steam because it cost 30$ and I have the cheddar for it. I've bought every game in my library from some sort of sale and so I figure there will be a better deal some day.