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WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~

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Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

That's not what I meant...

Just call me "Water" so I can take you, OK?

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Kinky.

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...and then he said, "Rectum? I practically KILLED em!"


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Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

That's not what I meant...

Just call me "Water" so I can take you, OK?
BITCH STEP OFF

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Water wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

That's not what I meant...

Just call me "Water" so I can take you, OK?
BITCH STEP OFF
This thread appeals to my tastes.

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Bonar.

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"Excuse me, your tag's showing. It says, 'Made in Heaven.'"


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Water wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

That's not what I meant...

Just call me "Water" so I can take you, OK?
BITCH STEP OFF
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GANG RAEP'D.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?!
Take me, Water, take me now.


You may call me Water ^_~
He's mine, get your own! *and then there was a cat fight, and all was good*

That's not what I meant...

Just call me "Water" so I can take you, OK?
BITCH STEP OFF
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GANG RAEP'D.

You have.

Without even knowing it...

*dun dun DUN*

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And we're not on topic so allow me to attempt to push us back in the right direction.

"I have kidnapped your father. If you ever want to see him again, you will get naked, now."

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i don't know if its the beer or the alcohol, but you're starting to look pretty good.

or you could say "excuse me, would you like to buy tickets?" assuming they say tickets to what, you would then say "to the gun show"


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"Hey, wanna f&*#?"

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...and then he said, "Rectum? I practically KILLED em!"


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How many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?

... Oh wait, wrong kind of joke.

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