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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:53 pm 
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Talking about FTL with someone, and I almost compared my opinion of the game to that of Civ 3 - it would have ended with mention of "I'd enjoy that still too, if my ex girlfriend hadn't broken up with me while I was playing it."

I'm glad I didn't.

I'm talking to her father.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:01 pm 
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I was half singing a song when calling a resturaunt that normally takes a while to pick up their phone but this time BOOM INSTANTLY PICK UP THE PHONE.
Geez.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:11 pm 
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Crisp wrote:
Shoooooosh

so I ran into my mom att he bus terminala few days ago.
It would have been fine if he had just left me alone

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 Post subject: Re: Awkward Moments
PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:45 am 
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I was talking to my former roommate today and he mentioned that he had to take a test today. I'm about to say "Good luck on your test, dude" when at the last second I decide that I should say "Good luck on your test, bro" instead. And yet, somewhere in between those thoughts I end up saying "Good luck on your test, doh".

Brain, why you make me look like an idiot?

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Went to go pick up a friend who was dumped somewhere by some douchebags she used to think were friends and take her home. I sort of forgot the way there so on my way back I ended up a few good miles southeast of where I needed to be (for you Texans that would be Fort Worth where I live in North Richland Hills). Wopes.

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 Post subject: Re: Awkward Moments
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:10 am 
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Crisp wrote:
Shoooooosh

so I ran into my mom att he bus terminala few days ago.
It would have been fine if he had just left me alone

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Lage, but she cant afford a car. Shd takes the bus.

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I think sceb was more confused by the 'he' you used for your mom.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:17 pm 
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One Wednesday I accidentally said something that could have been construed as calling one of my friends fat

I caught my poor phrasing immediately and tried to correct it, but it was loud in the room and I didn't think she heard me?

So naturally I waited to ask her about it over the internet in order to exude the most apathy possible

nailed it

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i thought sydney water had shut off my plumbing today. i needed groceries so i went without showering. it was particularly hot, so i was sweating like an animal. it was fucking disgusting. It turns out that when i got home, the water turned on. the bathroom almost flooded


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:23 am 
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But Ame, that takes too long.

Also; when you go to get some cafeteria food but the lunchlady is JUST leaving for her break. Whoops

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One of my friends is suggesting I vent frustration by uh
consuming pornography, to put it euphemistically.

Yes thank you ma'am I understand it relieves stress yes it's a thing that I do can we please talk about something else now

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Haha so I have most of my classes in the Chemistry/Physics building (only one of which is actually Chemistry).

My Chemistry recitation is taught by a TA. I usually skip it because he is certifiably insane with no judgement.

skipped his class yesterday so i could sleep.

sitting in Chem/Phys on the second floor in a hall waiting for another class GUESS WHO WALKS PAST?

hohoman that was awkward. he smiled and was like 'sup man' HE JUDGED MEEE

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Typed "Separation of Church and State" instead of "Separation of Chromosomes" in a paper.

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