AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Talking about FTL with someone, and I almost compared my opinion of the game to that of Civ 3 - it would have ended with mention of "I'd enjoy that still too, if my ex girlfriend hadn't broken up with me while I was playing it."

I'm glad I didn't.

I'm talking to her father.

I was half singing a song when calling a resturaunt that normally takes a while to pick up their phone but this time BOOM INSTANTLY PICK UP THE PHONE.
Geez.

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I was talking to my former roommate today and he mentioned that he had to take a test today. I'm about to say "Good luck on your test, dude" when at the last second I decide that I should say "Good luck on your test, bro" instead. And yet, somewhere in between those thoughts I end up saying "Good luck on your test, doh".

Brain, why you make me look like an idiot?

Went to go pick up a friend who was dumped somewhere by some douchebags she used to think were friends and take her home. I sort of forgot the way there so on my way back I ended up a few good miles southeast of where I needed to be (for you Texans that would be Fort Worth where I live in North Richland Hills). Wopes.

Lage, but she cant afford a car. Shd takes the bus.

I think sceb was more confused by the 'he' you used for your mom.

Whoops touch screens

One Wednesday I accidentally said something that could have been construed as calling one of my friends fat

I caught my poor phrasing immediately and tried to correct it, but it was loud in the room and I didn't think she heard me?

So naturally I waited to ask her about it over the internet in order to exude the most apathy possible

nailed it

i thought sydney water had shut off my plumbing today. i needed groceries so i went without showering. it was particularly hot, so i was sweating like an animal. it was fucking disgusting. It turns out that when i got home, the water turned on. the bathroom almost flooded

But Ame, that takes too long.

Also; when you go to get some cafeteria food but the lunchlady is JUST leaving for her break. Whoops

One of my friends is suggesting I vent frustration by uh
consuming pornography, to put it euphemistically.

Yes thank you ma'am I understand it relieves stress yes it's a thing that I do can we please talk about something else now

Haha so I have most of my classes in the Chemistry/Physics building (only one of which is actually Chemistry).

My Chemistry recitation is taught by a TA. I usually skip it because he is certifiably insane with no judgement.

skipped his class yesterday so i could sleep.

sitting in Chem/Phys on the second floor in a hall waiting for another class GUESS WHO WALKS PAST?

hohoman that was awkward. he smiled and was like 'sup man' HE JUDGED MEEE

Typed "Separation of Church and State" instead of "Separation of Chromosomes" in a paper.

heh

Heredity God