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 Post subject: Re: BRITISH THREAD
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:57 pm 
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Quick! List as many differences from American-English and "Proper"-English spellings!

theater - Theatre
born - borne
humor - humour
gray-grey
honor - honour
color - colour

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:01 pm 
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What's the smallest book in the world?

The Book of British Dentistry!

WAKA WAKA

Kidding, but I told this joke to my British friend and he flipped a shit.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:02 pm 
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born and borne are different words

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:04 pm 
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Airborne does not mean someone was born from air.

British write it born as well because borne means transported or transmitted.


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Valbrandur wrote:
Airborne does not mean someone was born from air.


In their tongue, he is Aerokiin
AIRBORNE

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:44 pm 
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FUS WOT CHAP

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:58 am 
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why does the title say "what are" when they are speaking in a posh accent

"what are" is a common as fuck thing to say

It's like in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvZeOnHI_w

The video is hilarious, but at one point I think Slowbeef says "I can't imagine him in anything but a top hat"

Electric Beast's accent is the equivalent of a yokel or something, he's like Cletus from England.

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Angelic, I would like you to know that just made my day. The Dutch version is half Dutch half Belgian accents and all unwatchable.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:55 pm 
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Electrical Beast hurts my head, to be honest. I thought neds were bad round here, being nasal and apt to drop the f-bomb constantly, but jeez.
Fun fact, in the town I live in every other female is referred to as "hen", "chick" or "Y'ARIGHT THERE LASS?" depending on which shops you go into and the sobriety of the people there.

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it's jubilee day in about a month! to those of you don't know, that's the queens 60th anniversairy on the throne, which so far only Queen Victoria has managed. There's going to be a big concert and it's a national holiday and yeah i'm going away on holiday on that day :( but i'll still feel patriotic as we head to france, lol

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:22 pm 
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no need to copy previous posts, princess brothel

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but i'll still feel patriotic as we head to france, lol


Will you conquer it in the names of your name, house and ancestors?

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Clyve wrote:
Trixi wrote:
Electrical Beast hurts my head, to be honest.


TELEPOR'

'Ay, this is Electical Beast, a.k.a. the joliant of less' plays.


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