AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can't sleep without music.

I only sleep in the soldier position. And if I fall asleep in another one, I will immediately assume the soldier position again.

Soldier position?

With his rifle by his side.


I sleep best in the Egyptian mummy/vampire position (arms crossed), I invariably wake up in another position though.

I normally sleep in the fetal position when it's cold. If not I'll assume the roadkill position.

I cant start my Sunday unless i have eggs and toast. I mean. I like other breakfast foods, dont get me wrong!

Just, Sunday has a tradition of eggs and toast. with raspberry jam.

soo good.

Flat on my back, arms at my side straight down.

I don't like people touching me at all unless I have a close relationship with them, so I'll tense up so much it's painful and apparently I take on the expression of 'I will murder everyone'.

It was really awkward when my cousin paid for me to get a massage in one of those chairs in the mall. It was basically ten minutes of 'You're too tense you need to relax'.

sometimes when i'm walking and strangers are near i freak out because i think they're going to reach out and touch me

Maybe I'm just a creepy fuck but I actually like to be touched. Not in a sensual erotic way or anything, like I don't get my rocks off on random strangers touching me or something, but I enjoy being touched by people. Iunno why guess my huge black man of a father didn't hug me enough (jk yes he did)

sometimes when speaking to teachers in a classroom i don't know where to look, like i don't want to engage in some kind of staring competition or look really weird so i just glance down at stuff occasionally and then back up at them or like to the side of the space next to them or something

Oh god I cannot do eye contact most of the time. It makes me pretty angry and it makes me feel awkward but i suck it up when I have to (which is basically constantly)

Vax are you a black version of me . I remember in my Freshman year of high school one of my teachers had the class do some exercise where we were supposed to talk to people and look them in the eye. I was basically fighting the whole time to resist the urge to stare at the walls.

I have a terrible habit of adding too much seasoning to foods I eat. Sometimes it ends up pretty well and makes the food taste great. More often it ends up that I can't handle eating too much of it before I feel like I'm going to throw up if I keep eating it. I can't help it, if I'm eating food it needs to have flavour, can't stand eating anything plainly.

It's not that I can't stand looking at people, it's just that I get bored. It's so much more interesting to just kinda check out the scenery while talking.

I sometimes feel weird talking to be people because I don't know what to do with my eyes.

If I just stare at the other person I feel like I'm being creepy, but if I look around I feel like I'm being rude.