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Wait a minute, does any of this really count as TMI?
Also, Billyjum and whoever else might want to see my pic, just go search what I qouted Marbus saying and go back a few pages.


Goddamn it I have no idea how to find it.

I uh mean i'm not looking for trap pictures

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I didnt see it either Malum. But thats ok.
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Marbus wrote:
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But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


oh dude he's totally gay for you


I keep thinking that too, but what if I'm wrong. I mean he is very protective of me and wants the best for me, but what if that's just him acting like a good friend? Ahhhhhhhhhh -insert Gallodds freaking out here-


Hey, if he's a real friend, even if he's not gay, it shouldnt matter to him.

Ask him nonchalantly during a conversation on his opinion of homosexuals. Just dont bring it up randomly, make sure that there is something related that you can use to transition to it.

But like I said, if he's a real friend, your sexuality shouldnt matter.

But of course if this plan backfires, Im gonna feel really guilty.

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Man I am glad I do not have a lot of intestinal problems.



But anyway. I can't masturbate twice because it starts to hurt. Not fun, man.

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A few weeks ago, I had gas pains so bad that I was seriously overheating and my body started to get numb. But we were on the highway, so it took a while to find a gas station.

I later learned that the numbing meant I was going into shock. Apparently an extreme need to go to the bathroom can do that

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I cant have intercourse for too long because the friction makes it hurt when I pee :S. Anyone done anything illegal?


Edit: I did not know that. Now I will be scared if I dont go poop!


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One time I stole two little sterling silver rings because my friends were doing it.

I don't know where they are anymore.

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But anyway. I can't masturbate twice because it starts to hurt. Not fun, man.

How exactly does it hurt? I'm just curious, because it apparently does not happen to me. All that happens is I just can't go anymore for a bit.

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I stole a Elvis Presly TV guide for my grandma when I was 7. I thought they were free.
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But anyway. I can't masturbate twice because it starts to hurt. Not fun, man.

How exactly does it hurt? I'm just curious, because it apparently does not happen to me. All that happens is I just can't go anymore for a bit.

It gets really overly sensitive. So hurts kind of the wrong word but it's just. Not good.



Also that's kinda cute, Froslass.

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Lol thanks. ^.^ I was crying I thought I was going to jail. I was also in the wrong place at the wrong time because my friend broke a window so I kinda got in trouble for that. My mom made me pick weeds out of the fence and a bunch of other stuff :S.

Edit: Bacon you're a girl right?


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Indecisive wrote:
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Marbus wrote:
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But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


oh dude he's totally gay for you


I keep thinking that too, but what if I'm wrong. I mean he is very protective of me and wants the best for me, but what if that's just him acting like a good friend? Ahhhhhhhhhh -insert Gallodds freaking out here-


Hey, if he's a real friend, even if he's not gay, it shouldnt matter to him.

Ask him nonchalantly during a conversation on his opinion of homosexuals. Just dont bring it up randomly, make sure that there is something related that you can use to transition to it.

But like I said, if he's a real friend, your sexuality shouldnt matter.

But of course if this plan backfires, Im gonna feel really guilty.

I can pretty much bring anything up that's completely random and get a straight answer without any worries. So eh, I'll probably do it.

And yes, Froslass, she is.

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I suppose you could say...

She was masturbacon...

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Bacon wrote:
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But anyway. I can't masturbate twice because it starts to hurt. Not fun, man.

How exactly does it hurt? I'm just curious, because it apparently does not happen to me. All that happens is I just can't go anymore for a bit.

It gets really overly sensitive. So hurts kind of the wrong word but it's just. Not good.

Okay wait yeah, I get this too. Although it isn't really uncomfortable to me. I mean, it's not really pleasurable either, but it's just...there, I guess.

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I suppose you could say...

She was masturbacon...


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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