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Im going to Georgia today, so I wont be on the forum for over a week.
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watch out for the devil, he loves challenging people to fiddle contests


I can only play piano

well youre fucked then

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Georgia is a fiddler?

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Georgia is a fiddler?

what

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wouldnt a gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy

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yes, which is why i will win the contest

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Georgia = Hell = where the devil resides = playing a fiddle.

WHAT?

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According to futurama, he lives in Jersey, not georgia
Also, coincidentally, I live in Jersey

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Tales wrote:
Georgia = Hell = where the devil resides = playing a fiddle.

WHAT?

its a song called Devil Went Down to Georgia

youtube it

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Tales, if your name is Johnny, you're especially screwed

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Tales, if your name is Johnny, you're especially screwed

he wont be
because then hell take his bet that hes gonna regret because hes the best theres ever been

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The muppets play the song
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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well it's break


but i have like five tons of homework so it's not really break


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The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."


I love this song.

For the record, that was not necessary.

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FUCK YOU ALL I GET MINE IN APRIL

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