AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh man


this cocoa is gooood
can't wait for football season

I want some real, non-invisible snow.

And an excuse to wear my asfklgfghsklgjhcomfortable scarf. I got it at a Christmas party at the place my Dad works. It's grey, and is as soft as cat fur.

I just imagined myself with longcat around my neck.

Awesome.

My friend Walter wears scarfs all year 'round.

My Mom said that when she went to college and took summer classes, it was a long and painful walk across campus, but when she got where she was going she put on a winter coat because it was so cold inside the buildings where her classes were.


I'd want to go to that college, but it's hundreds of miles away in Pennsylvania.
And that was about twenty years ago that she was in college.

But Walter's scarf is like, the classiest of classy scarves. It DEMANDS year-round attention. That thing could be worn by a classic English gentleman.

Get Walter to wear a top hat and monocle, along with the scarf.
Then take a picture.

He'd be cool with that

I even have a pocket watch and a tophat he could use

I don't have a monocle though

YES.

SLOTH, GET YOUR TOPHAT.
I'LL WELD A MONOCLE INTO EXISTENCE AND WE WILL DO THIS.

Where doing this, man.
where making this happen.

All girls are good at cooking.

I burn everything.

:I

Robot you definitely need to post more. I love reading this shit.

They also clean.

Your posts.

They aren't supposed to be over two words in length.

Ok.