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"By the Nine! ASSAULT!"

"By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!"

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!"


And I haven't even played Oblivion for quite some time...

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"So, Gerald, I suspect you have a good reason for pulling me away from my... duties."
"Your vodka can wait, my good Alexi. Come! Stand here. You need to see this."
"I know all about the zerg, Gerald... We've all seen the tapes a hundred-"
"You've seen NOTHING! Dissecting a dead zerg in a lab is one thing, unleashing them on men is another! You must go into this with both eyes open... Once started, there is no going back. Are you prepared to go all the way with this, Alexi?"
"Yes... Yes, I am prepared to go all the way, my good admiral."
"Good... Good, I knew I could count on you."
"Admiral, the colonist's base will be overrun in a matter of minutes. Shall we intervene?"
"Take us into orbit Mr. Malmsteen. We've seen enough."

That introduction is, in my eyes, high art. To this day it remains my favorite scene of all time, and nothing I have ever seen, video game or movie, has even come close to besting it.

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DANCE, SOTERIOS JOHNSON DANCE
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"You were at Woodstock?"
"Excellent. What was it like?"
"Well, it rained all morning and then it cleared up in the afternoon...and that's it. I almost remembered something else, but it's gone."


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Everything that happens, happens for a reason, little one. And that reason is me.


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